T.P.C.E.O.A.D.O.T.R.C.O.A.

A Letter From Rodger Red

Good evening.  Good evening to all who have followed the messages put out by the Redertainment Corporation Of America.  It has been some time since I have crafted a message to be disseminated by this corporation, but I have been busy dealing with other issues.

Last year, an issue came up that was of paramount importance to me.  The future of the Redertainment Corporation Of America was in peril, and a steady political mind was needed to ensure it's future.  For this reason, I worked on the campaign of Willard Mitt Romney.  Unfortunately, that campaign did not go as I expected it to.  God did not see it necessary to put the correct man in the place where he could do the most good for his chosen land.  As a result, the Redertainment Corporation Of America is still in peril.

This longtime period of peril has put a lot of strain on the employees of the Redertainment Corporation Of America.  Some employees have reacted to this stress well.  I am especially proud of the fine work put out by Julia Diana Bobbi.  I am ashamed by the unproductive work of my alcoholic grandson, Hunter Red.  Seriously, does that guy no nothing about producing product that makes money?

It was my plan to, with the ascension of Willard Mitt Romney, to bring the Redertainment Corporation Of America in full force.  However, since the ascension was thwarted by the moocher class, those plans have now had to change.  As a result of those changes, I have chosen a new man to be in charge of the Redertainment Corporation Of America.  That man is Gregory F. Rayburn.  I have faith that Gregory will lead the Redertainment Corporation Of America to newer heights never before seen to envisioned.

Finally, as a parting message, I leave you with the great words of a great man:

"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."

Goodnight, and God Bless

Rodger Red

November 15, 2012

A Letter From Hunter Red

The letter that appeared above was delivered to The Official Offices of The Redertainment Corporation Of America on Thursday, November 15th.  After a year of never showing up in the offices, Rodger Red announced that he was stepping down as President of The Redertainment Corporation Of America, and allowing Gregory F. Rayburn to take his place as President.  However, that move was quickly stopped.

There are two reasons who this move was stopped.  One: Gregory F. Rayburn already had a job.  Gregory F. Rayburn stopped having that job the following day, but, still, he had a job.  Two: Corporations do not work in the way that Rodger Red think that they do.  You cannot just give somebody the job of President of a corporation.  Instead, the board of directors must vote on a President, and the board of directors at The Redertainment Corporation Of America did not vote Gregory F. Rayburn to be the new President.  In fact, they never even took a vote on whether Gregory F. Rayburn would be President.  Instead, The Official Board Of Directors of The Redertainment Corporation Of America voted another man to be The President, C.E.O., And Demigod Of The Redertainment Corporation Of America.

Me.  I, Hunter Fucking Red, am now The President, C.E.O., And Demigod Of The Redertainment Corporation Of America.  All hail me.