Let's Have a Conversation About Kim Kardashian's VMA Dress
Okay.
This dress combines four of my favorite things: Red, black, white, and boobs. Also, the pattern is interesting. The pattern gives me a semi-legitimate excuse to stare at the dress. I mean the boobs are also a legitimate reason, but staring at this dress for the boobs is generally seen as lurid, and lurid things are wrong. Looking at this dress for the pattern is a non-lurid reason to stare at this dress, but no one would believe that you are looking at this dress for the pattern. Also, did I mention boobs?
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