In the many frantic attempts to dispute this story and condemn the people involved with the spreading of this story, the Herman Cain campaign, when commenting on Mr. Cain's recent sexual harassment allegations, stated that one of the accusers was the mother of a writer for Politico. This was based solely on both an accuser and a former writer for Politico having the same name. Despite Herman Cain's campaign manager stating that he has verified this assertion, the rumored link between the accuser and the writer was found to be false.
In an attempt to squash any connection that may be made in the future about any issue that may or may not come to light, I, Hunter F. Red, would like to state, for the record, that I am not related to the following people:
Torii Hunter, Rielle Hunter, Howard W. Hunter, Hunter S. Thompson, Red Auerbach, Kuilix, Red Skelton, Amazing Red, Redd Foxx, Red Green, Erik the Red, etc., etc., etc.
The Red Interview- Debbie Wasserman Schultz
On a lighted platform on a stage in front of an audience at The Official Office of The Redertainment Corporation Of America in Salt Lake City, UT, two chairs sit with no people sitting in them. Spurned on by a sign telling them to do so, the audience begins to applaud as Hunter Red, serving as an announcer, begins to speak.
Hunter Red(Off Stage, Not Seen)- Ladies, gentlemen, and everybody else, please welcome to The Redertainment Stage, Chairwoman of the Democratic National Committee, Representative from Florida, Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz walks out on the stage and takes a seat to light applause from the audience.
Hunter Red(Off Stage, Not Seen)- And now, please welcome, your host for The Red Interview, Julia Diana Bobbi.
Julia Diana Bobbi walks out to the stage and takes a seat next to Debbie Wasserman-Schultz to thunderous applause from the audience. She is accompanied by the man pictured above, who stands slightly behind Julia and is not identified to this point.
Julia Diana Bobbi- Representative Wasserman Schultz, thank you for joining us today.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz- Thank you for having me.
Julia Diana Bobbi- Representative, you are sitting in a stage in Utah.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz- Yes, it is great to be here in this beautiful state.
Julia Diana Bobbi- How aware are you of the current political climate in the state of Utah?
Debbie Wasserman Schultz- Well, I am more concerned with affairs on the national level, but I am aware of the overwhelming conservative influence in Utah.
Julia Diana Bobbi- Can you tell me of the plans that the Democratic National Committee has for the upcoming elections in 2012?
Debbie Wasserman Schultz- Well, I don't want to go into much detail, but we do have some definite plans in place to make progress for liberals in the state of Utah.
Julia Diana Bobbi- Representative, do you know who you are going to coordinate with in the state of Utah in relations to the elections in 2012?
Debbie Wasserman Schultz- I know Jim Matheson will have plans for the elections next year-
Julia Diana Bobbi- I mean on the local level. Do you know who the chairman of the Utah Democratic Party is?
Debbie Wasserman Schultz thinks for a moment.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz- I don't know his name off the top of my head, but I have met him before and have a good working relationship with the chairman of the Utah Democratic Party, and look forward to working with him in the future.
Julia Diana Bobbi- You don't know the name of the chairman of the Utah Democratic Party?
Debbie Wasserman Schultz- I'm sorry, but I don't.
Julia Diana Bobbi- But if you met him, if he was standing in the room with you, you would know who he is?
Debbie Wasserman Schultz- Yes, without a doubt.
Julia Diana Bobbi motions to the man who accompanied her on stage and says-
Julia Diana Bobbi- Do you know who this is?
Debbie Wasserman Schultz thinks for a moment.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz- No, I can't say as I do.
Julia Diana Bobbi- You don't recognize him?
Debbie Wasserman Schultz- No, I do not.
Julia Diana Bobbi gets up from her chair turns to the man, Jim, who accompanied her and says-
Julia Diana Bobbi- Jim, do you want to introduce yourself to the Congresswoman?
Jim- Sure.
Jim takes Julia Diana Bobbi's seat as she walks off stage. Jim extends a hand to Debbie Wasserman Schultz to shake her hand and says-
Jim- Representative Schultz, my name is Jim Debakus, Chairman of the Utah Democratic Party.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz has an embarrassed look on her face as she shakes Jim Debakus's hand.
END SCENE
The Redertainment Corporation Of America Employee Spotlight: Hunter Red
Job Title:
Writer, Satirist, and Potential Lunch Winner for The Redertainment Corporation Of America
What was your favorite TV show as a child?
Dynasty
Have you ever met a famous person? Who?
I live in a cultural black hole. Therefore, no one interesting ever comes here.
If you were alone on a island with one CD, who's would it be?
Kylie Minogue's latest album, Aphrodite. What's with that look? DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
Where do you wish to retire?
The Galactic Leyline
What is your favorite novel or author?
It is entirely too arrogant to say that I am my favorite author. That is why I am going to say HUNTER FUCKING RED IS MY FAVORITE AUTHOR.
If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
Your Mom.
What would you do with a million dollars?
Bonfire
Please add one fun fact about yourself.
I might be out of a job come winter. Oh joy. (Sarcasm Emoticon)
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