Another
Ridiculous Diablo III Story
On
Monday, the Korean Federal Trade Commission raided the offices of Blizzard in
Seoul. The Korean
FTC conducted this raid in response to consumers complaints about Blizzard's
game Diablo III and those consumer's requests for refunds, which were
rejected. There are some who would argue
that this raid is a step to far, reminiscent of gamers filing complaints with
the Better Business Bureau over the ending of Mass Effect 3. However, an action taken on
Thursday is unquestionably too far.
On
Thursday, the FBI, in conjunction with the Korean Federal Trade Commission,
conducted a raid on the Los Angeles home of Angels relief pitcher Scott Downs. Mr. Downs, who last week was assaulted by a
fan who was trying to eliminate the number 37, was dumbfounded by this
move. Mr. Downs released the following
statement about the matter:
"What
the hell! First a fan assaults me over
this Diablo III bullshit, now the government thinks that I have something to do
with it? Come the fuck on! I am not in any way to blame for the problems
people are dealing with when playing Diablo III. I'm a fucking relief pitcher!"
When
asked for a comment about the raid, FBI spokesman Robert Edwards punched me in
the face. When asked for a comment about
the assault, Mr. Edwards said, "Don't fucking question me! I work for the motherfucking FBI! Bitch."
Anti-Flag:
Anatomy of Your Enemy
Just a
reminder. Remember, these tactics may be
being used now.
Iran.
We see
situations go on in other places and think, "It can't happen here. It won't happen here." This is how it can happen here.
Serialization
of Volume 11 to begin August 7th, and continuing every Tuesday and Thursday at
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