Thursday, August 11th, 6:47 P.M.
Today was my second interview for the janitorial
position at Moenia Prima Elementary School.
This one was interesting. I
showed up at the school early for my interview, like I usually do. However, unlike how it is normally, it seemed
to me I was the only one being interviewed, or, at the very least, I was the
only one who bothered to show up.
After waiting for a short amount of time, Valerie
came into the room where I was sitting.
"Hato, could you come with me, please."
"But I'm waiting for a job interview."
Valerie smiled and said, "Yes, I'll be one of
the people interviewing you." I
followed Valerie down a short hallway to a small office where I was interviewed
the first time. I had to stop myself
from staring at Valerie's beautiful long legs and I followed her, so I thought
of one of the times I had secretly seen Valerie getting dressed. I should have just stared at her legs.
Inside the room, I met Conrad Le Barton, the man who
conducted the first interview, and a man I know far too well, Allen
Furcifer. Allen Furcifer was the Vice
Principal at Moenia Prima High School, which is the high school I graduated
from. Allen Furcifer is also a
dick. Now, I don't mean dick in the
sense that all Vice Principals are dicks.
I mean dick in the way that anybody that's in an unquestionable position
of authority becomes a dick.
I sat down in front of my three interviewers. Valerie was smiling with her hands folded
neatly in front of her. Conrad wasn't
looking at me, he was busy looking over my paperwork. Mr. Furcifer has this scowl on his face that
looked like he had just eaten something that tasted like ass, smelled something
that smelled like ass, and was looking at something that looked like ass. Not that fine ass that Valerie has, the kind
of ass I imagine Mr. Furcifer has. Old
man ass.
The interview itself was generally positive. Valerie asked me questions having to do with
my personality and my outlook on life.
Conrad went over my qualifications and past work experience. Mr. Furcifer aggressively questioned my work
ethic, questions that I answered adeptly, bolstered by info from the paperwork
sitting in front of Conrad. The
interview didn't go as swimmingly as the one I had with the DFPS, but I've had
worse interviews. A lot worse. This interview was miles better than my
interview at Warrior Technological.
Later.
Hato Shurtleff
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