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LAS VEGAS, NEVADA, April 12th, 2015

We've all heard the adage of how it's illegal to shout fire in a theatre.  Well now someone has actually been charged with it.  A 33 year old man has been arrested and is being charged with causing a public disturbance and false reporting of an emergency after reportedly yelling "I have a fire" inside the Century Orleans 18 theatre during a showing of Fast & Furious 7.  The man is currently being held by Las Vegas Police and is currently awaiting bail.

People who were in the theatre at the time this incident took place tell a tale that may seem to be completely innocent.  Witnesses have told this publication that a group of men were sitting in the theatre just before the movie started, and were playing with their phones.  According to eyewitness account, when one of them asked, "What kind of phone do you have?", one of them replied "An iPhone," another "An Andriod," and the suspect replied "I have a Fire."  Apparently somebody overheard this conversation and panicked at the sound of somebody saying "I have a fire" in a theatre.

The suspect in this case has yet to be identified and is expected to bail out later today.

A Digital Watch That Looks Interesting

Recently a number of smartwatches have hit the market, the most prominent of these are the Samsung Galaxy Gear and the Pebble Steel.  Both of these phone boast integration with your cellphone and loads of options to customize the face of the watches.  As someone who watches tech trends, I am somewhat interested in the smartwatches that are coming out.  As I watch them, there is one distinct impression that I have from them.

These smartwatches look like the old digital watches that came out in the 80's and were a clear sign that you were an unapologetic nerd.  Sure, I wanted one as a kid, but I was a kid and kids are stupid.  Now that I'm an adult I want something more sophisticated.  What I want is something with a hint of visual flair while still not having a jumble of dials on the front, like you see with many watches on the market.  I want something that is simple, elegant, but also cutting edge.



Now this looks interesting to me.