Uhhhh, Sick

Oh man, I feel like hell.  My throat is sore, my neck hurts, I'm practically asleep, and my entire body feels sore.  I don't think I'm sick, I don't hang around enough people in order to allow that to happen.  It feels like a hangover, but I don't remember drinking anything.  I should check my phone and figure out what happened last night?

Why am I never awake for this shit?

Reprehensible Kinky Behavior

The problem of college students getting drunk and causing a ruckus has been a problem for a while, but the problem as it relates to collegiate athletes became acute when accusations were made against the Duke Lacrosse team in 2006.  While the athletes accused were ultimately exonerated, the whole incident cast a paul over Duke, lacrosse teams in general, and collegiate athletes as a whole.  Personally, I think the problem of college students engaging in such behavior speaks to the irresponsible nature of the youth of today.  Kids today simply do not understand the breath of scope of the results of their actions, and the culture today of permissiveness and quick repentance only encourages such behavior.  This generation may be lost, but it is my hope that the next generation of kids learn from their elders mistakes and approach their lives with respect and decency.

Penn Women's Lacrosse Players Accused Of Damaging Bar, Exposing Genitals

Wait, there are also women engaging in this behavior?  Never mind, I want to fully encourage this behavior in every place and venue.  Especially online.  Please.

Questioning Tinder

Questioning Tinder

by Hunter Red

I’ve sent out several messages this morning

At least I think they’re messages

I don’t know

I think “Like” is a message

It’s not like “Don’t Like” is a message

Unless it is

Oh shit!

Do people see when I don’t like something?

I mean it’s the internet, and people can ignore shit on the internet

But some people get really upset over shit they see on the internet

Am I cyberbullying by saying “Don’t Like”?

Am I cyberbullying by saying “Like”?

Am I a cyberbully?

Am I a stalker?

This internet messaging is weird

I’ve sent out several messages this morning

No responses yet

No responses yet

No responses yet

Why no responses yet?

Am I that unpopular?

Is it the pics I posted?

Is it the info I put in my profile?

I don’t want to give away too much info, but did I tell enough?

Why no responses yet?

I mean, sure it’s been ten minutes

But some people are connected constantly

I’ve sent out several messages this morning

I hope I get a reply

Hope

Hope

Also, what the fuck is Tinder?

Are they going for a tinderbox, which you use to light fires,

Or is it like a tinderfoot, which I think is a scouting things but I’m not sure.

Which one am I hoping it is?

A fire or a thing for kids?

Is neither an option?

I mean, this is supposed to be a dating app

I don’t want to date fire

And I really don’t want to date kids.

Really

Really

Okay, maybe fire, but definitely not kids

I’ve sent out several messages this morning

Maybe I’ll get a response

Maybe I’ll be popular

Maybe I’ll get lots of responses

How much of a charge does my phone hold?

If I get a fuckton of messages, will my phone die by lunchtime?

Will this impact my bill?

If I get a lot of messages, will I go over my data limit?

I don’t want my carrier to charge me for overages

But I could take money out of my budget for overages

Do I really want to do that?

Maybe if I get some

I can finally budget out something for sex

What’s the usual single man’s budget for sex?

I’ve sent out several messages this morning

Here’s hoping for something good

Should I be drinking at this time of the morning?

Project Buy An Big Ass DVR

As a part of Project Buy A House, I've been looking at how different things will impact my budget.  This includes increased gas consumption, the cost of living in the places I'm looking at, how much it costs for an escort to visit your home, and the price of cable television.  It's not that I'm displeased with my current television service, it's jut that I'm displeased with my current internet service and many of the services in my area bundle TV and internet together for the purpose of making it more of a pain in the ass to switch.

I don't have Google Fiber in my area, yet, and the biggest provider of high speed internet in my area is Comcast.  Sure I could look into UTOPIA service, but I'd like to not limit where I want to buy a house to the extremely limited are where UTOPIA is available.  I could go with CenturyLink, but that's what I have now and I've already annoyed the people who follow me on Twitter bitching about it.  So, Comcast it is, but, as the responsible adult that I would like people to think I am, I don't want to know the introductory rate that is shown on the Comcast website for bundled cable TV and internet service.  What I want is the rate that I will be paying after the year long introductory rate.  Thankfully there's a service for that.

One of the things that popped up on my screen was a live customer service popup talk thing.  The person on the other side of the live customer service popup talk thing seemed to be very cheery and helpful as most people who are paid to be cheery and helpful are paid to be.  I asked the customer service person on the other side of the live customer service popup talk thing what the price of the particular service offered by Comcast would be after the initial introductory rate.  The response from the customer service person on the other side of the live customer service popup talk thing was what was my current address.  I replied that I was looking for to get into a new home, that I didn't know where that new home was going to be, so I didn't have an exact address, but I did know the general area of where I wanted to live.  Apparently that was a problem.

Why do I need to know where I am going to live in order to know what the price of Comcast's bundled internet and cable television service is going to be after the introductory rate?  Why isn't that information available on their website?  And why couldn't the customer service guy on the other side of the live customer service popup talk thing just give me that price?  I am trying to live within a budget, and the price of cable TV and high speed internet will factor into that budget and affect the monthly mortgage that I am comfortable with paying.  Why should I have to be already committed to knowing what house I am going to buy before know the price of Comcast's bundled service?  Man, I really wish I had another alternative that I was comfortable with other than Comcast that I can contrast this with.

Verizon's Quantum TV DVR Records up to 12 Channels at Once

Unfortunately, I can't have nice things, like Verizon's ultra-fast internet and TV with a motherfucking big ass DVR that can record all of the things at once.  Sigh.