Dear Google

Dear Google,

I want Google Fiber.  Why?

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No reason.

The Problem With Google

Ex-ESPN Employee: My Boss Kept "Sexually Provocative" Pictures Of Me

Here is the problem with posting a story like this: People like me have Google.  People like me use Google.  People like me can use Google to search around for things online, things like embarrassing sexually suggestive pictures of people.  People like me can then not find those pictures, but can find out things about one or more persons involved in the story that can have negative consequences for the people the story is about.  People like me can use Google to find out things about people that is none of their fucking business.  Then again such actions are not the fault of Google or the people posting the story, it is the fault of the people who use Google for such purposes, but still people can use Google for these purposes.

I don't really have an ending for this.  Hey look a kittie!

Redertainment Criticizes Blogs For Providing Content That Is Not Pornography

On September 18th, the MPAA released the results of a study that is critical Google. Essentially the study points out that Google is allowing users to use Google as a search engine while those users are looking for pirated content. While this may seem like a petty snipe at a technological giant, this is not the first time an advocacy group has made this kind of complaint. In fact, MPAA's statement follows statements made by several other groups, for example...

The National Nail Alliance has criticized hammer producer Stanley for allowing users of it's products to use hammers to drive in nails.

The Aluminum Can Collective has criticized Chevrolet for allowing users of it's cars to flatten aluminum cans with it's products.

The Paper Alliance has criticized fire for allowing it's users to wantonly destroy hundreds of reams of paper products on a nearly daily basis.

The National Coalition For The Advancement Of Sedentary Lifestyles has criticized Capitol Records for allowing users of it's musical based products to move in co-ordinance with their musical based products.

The Alliance Against Drowning has criticized Pepsi for the outside chance that people could potentially drown on one of it's many soda products.

The anti-pornography group Christians United to Negate Transgressors has criticized Apple Computers for allowing users of it's many many many products to view pornographic content on it's many many many products.

The Pork Council has criticized Whole Foods for the high standards that the grocery chains has as it relates to the meat products that are sold in their stores.

The Bitter Institute has criticized many kinds of apples for being sweet and pleasant to eat.

The Serious Foundation Of Wisconsin has criticized balls for being a source of fun and enjoyment for people of all ages and abilities.

The Council For Monotony has criticized podcasts for providing people with an ability to escape their normal humdrum lives.

The Group For Comedy has criticized the new Fox TV show Dads for not being funny.

The Behindhand Society has criticized Casio for making watches that allow people to be on-time for events, appointments, and other occasions.

Finally, the National Lacrosse Union has criticized World Wrestling Entertainment for providing athletic entertainment that is not lacrosse.