Meghan McCain is quoted as saying that on a show she has on Pivot. I agree with Meghan McCain on her sentiments about Sarah Palin, but I still have some questions. Meghan McCain has a show? What's Pivot? Can I watch Pivot and the show on which Megham McCain appears on my regular TV or do I have to power up my internet TV device?
Blog Post Of The Year This week People Magazine’s annual Sexiest Man Alive issue hit the newsstands. For the third time, part time pirate Johnny Depp has been bestowed with this award. While People Magazine is the most prominent it is not the only magazine bestowing a (BANKIEST) (BLANK) award. The following is a list of other awards that either have been or will be awarded shortly. Geek Magazine has named Seth Green the Sexiest Geek Alive for the third time. Oprah Magazine has named Oprah Whinfrey the World’s Greatest Woman Alive for the ninth time. Ed Hardy Magazine has named Jon Goslin the Douchest Man Alive for the first time. RCOA Monthly has named Hunter Red Douchebag Blogger Of The Year for the fifth time. Natalie Portman has been named Sexiest Woman Alive by Hunter Red Digest for the forth time. Kerry Jackson Magazine has named Marcus Sexiest Comedian Alive for the second time. Kickboxing Enthusiast has named Heidi and Spencer Pratt the Couple Most Deserving Of A Face Kick for the fourth time. And finally Ted Haggard Magazine has named Carrie Prejean Hypocrite Of The Year for the first time.
I left anxious fans yearning for my autograph waiting in the rain. Forgive me. Besides, there may have been an unworthy liberal amongst you.
The Twilight Saga: Cerebral Hunger By now everybody in the Western hemisphere has had some sort of interaction with the works of Stephanie Meyer. Whether it’s reading the book Twilight, going to see New Moon in the theaters, or watching the Cody Deveraux parodies on The Tonight Show, The Twilight Saga is pretty much inescapable right now. Even while new Moon is raking in millions upon millions of dollars at the box office, plans are being finalized for the next film in this series. Rather than follow the plot of the next book in this series, Eclipse, Summit Entertainment has decided to create their own entry in the Twilight Saga. Details on this movie have been sparce until now. Here, exclusively on Redertainment.com, are the early details on The Twilight Saga: Cerebral Hunger. The Twilight Saga: Cerebral Hunger deals chiefly with a character by the name of Ana Clark. Ana is not directly mentioned in any of Stephanie Meyer’s Twilight books, but is indirectly mentioned as a student at the high school Bella attends. As it turns out, Ana is one of the many supernatural students that fill the halls at Forks High School. Ana Clark is a zombie. Like the rest of the supernatural creatures in The Twilight Saga, the zombies in Cerebral Hunger don’t follow the established rules about zombies. Rather than being a slow walking mindless creature driven only by her desire to consume brains, Ana is a genius track star who is driven by a need to succeed in every avenue of her life and consume brains. Many will dismiss this alteration to the zombie lore but they will be crushed by the legion of Twihards who will accept this definition of zombies as the only one that has ever been. Rumor has it that Gossip Girl star Blake Lively has been tapped to fill the role of Ana Clark in The Twilight Saga: Cerebral Hunger. It is unknown at this time how The Twilight commitment will affect her status on the CW drama. It is known that by taking this role the Parent’s Television Council will have something new to bitch about. The Twilight Saga: Cerebral Hunger is expected to start filming soon with a release expected somewhere around Holiday 2010. Expect the hype machine to kick in sometime in June with Paterson/Stewart marriage rumors expected to roll out in mid-September.
Eminem > Modern Warfare 2
Eminem is one of those artists I’ve been following since Junior High. I own all of his major label releases, the two D12 major label CDs, the 8 Mile Soundtrack, and a smattering of other recordings featuring Eminem. If you put all the music I own by Eminem into a single playlist it would be exactly 11.1 hours long. It took me exactly 5:32:56 to finish the single player campaign of Modern Warfare 2. In short, it would take you longer to listen to Eminem’s entire catalog than it would take you to beat the single player campaign of Modern Warfare 2. I just find that interesting.
Sarah Palin, Renegade She was a governor, and good at her job. But she committed the ultimate sin, crossing the liberal elites that run the mainstream media. Media that tried to kill her career, but got her underage daughter instead. Framed for being insane, now she prowls the open seas. An outlaw hunting outlaws, a hockey mom, a Renegade.
Red Recommends Neil Gaiman is one of the most celebrated writers of all time. His books provide a perspective on the world that is rarely seen, sometimes on purpose. No matter what this man does, in whatever form of media he does it in, people will follow him. Amanda Palmer is a self described Brechtian punk cabaret musician who had a small, loyal, and growing following. Her music is a mix of strength, fragility, rebellion, acceptance, and beauty. No matter what this woman does, in whatever form of media she does it in, I will follow her. What would happen if these two dynamic artists collaborated on a project? The answer to that question can be found with the book Who Killed Amanda Palmer. Who Killed Amanda Palmer is a collection of lyrics and writings from Miss Palmer's latest album, also named Who Killed Amanda Palmer, spliced with photographs interpreting the many ways that Miss Palmer could be killed. These are not low quality snuff photos taken purely for the enjoyment of the photographer. In fact, photographs of this caliber are rarely seen outside of a gallery setting.
Every so often I will come across a piece of art that makes me yearn for skills I do not have. Mr. Gaiman's comic books make me wish I could draw. Miss Palmer's music makes me wish I could play the piano and/or sing. This book makes me wish I could take photographs at an artistic level. Who Killed Amanda Palmer is the kind of artistic effort that will spur others to create art of their own. In the future, people will site this book as inspiring and influential in it's field.
Red Recommends Who Killed Amanda Palmer
Bruno ist porn? In the time since the release of Sacha Baron Cohen latest film Bruno, much has been said about the movie's content. Some have even said that Bruno should have been rated NC-17 because of this content. If you want to know what this content is without seeing the movie itself, read further as I am about to tell you what this content is. Be warned, I will attempt to do so as explicitly as I can without revealing too much of the movie's plot.
There are two scenes in particular that I am surprised made it into an R rated movie. These scenes contain content that is more often seen in the porn films I can't buy in Utah. The first is from a scene where Bruno plays the pilot of a new shows of his for a focus group comprised mainly of forty to sixty year old men and women. Among the things shown in this pilot is Bruno's penis. Bruno's penis is seen flailing around, up and down, side to side, in a circular motion, in slow motion, all in a ways I thought not to be possible. There is a purpose for this, namely making the people in the focus group squirm. In all of the legitimate movies I've seen, this is the longest and most creative use of full frontal male nudity I've ever seen. This scene left me with the distinct impression that Isla Fisher must be a happy woman.
The second highly objectionable scene in Bruno is one where Bruno goes to a swingers party. After meeting and talking with them for a while, the swingers get down to sex. There are huge black boxes to prevent you from seeing what exactly the swingers are going, but if you have your imagination on and are somewhat familiar with sex, you know what they're doing. Later on in this scene, one of the female swingers pulls Bruno into a bedroom against his will. The woman then proceeds to get naked and whip Bruno with a belt. This particular part concerned, not because this woman is fully naked with no censorship, but because what she's doing amounts to attempted rape. Bruno finally escapes from this situation by diving though the bedroom window, the process of which was very funny.
Overall I feel Bruno is a good movie. It's not as good as Borat, but that movie was utter genius. I've heard complaints that, in their opinion, Bruno does nothing funny in this movie. My response is that it's not what Bruno does that makes this film funny, it's how people react to Bruno that is funny. The near riot that breaks out at the MMA event near the end is a clear example of that. If you can stand to watch a gay man do this thing for an hour and a half, you will enjoy Bruno. If not, just stay home. I don't mean stay home from the movie, I mean just stay home period.
Enjoy This, Or Don't Project Seifer is coming along nicely and should be done by either August or September. In the mean time, enjoy this, or don't:
Take your normal superhero origin story. Guy gets powers, guy realizes he has powers, guy goes out to save the world. Now factor this in: the guy has a score to settle.
Everybody wonders what it is that makes them who they are. The Hawk thought that question was securely answered. However a meeting with a boy in a hospital causes him to question everything. Why he is, who he is, what he is, and even if he is.
Eleven years after the events of Consequences Of Mayorust, The Hawk finds himself dealing with many of the same issues that many of us deal with: A less than satisfying job, co-workers of variant annoyance, and a romantic life is unhealthy at best. Thrust into all this is Madison Medina, a well meaning woman who's adversarial relationship with The Hawk morphs into a kind of friendship. Madison, in addition to learning more about herself and her abilities, help to reveal deeper problems inside the organization both she and The Hawk work for.
In every workplace there is a person. A person who doesn't talk to anyone, has walled themselves socially, and seems openly hostile to everyone. Every workplace has this person, even if you don't know of such a person, they're there. The Black Robin Christmas Carol is the story of one of these people. It delves into who this person is, why this person is, and how this person can change for the better.
There is a story. A story of pain, a story of loss, a story of unspeakable horrors, a story that has not been given it's proper attention. Some are ignoring this story. Some are unaware of this story. Some know of this story but are complicit in it's darkness. This is a story that must be told. Told so that the good can stop it and the bad can feel shame for it.
When I thought up thig blog, the name I first thought up was "Random Bullshit". Quickly I recognized that this name would put some people off. Then I thought of the name "Random Bull****". That seemed to be to much clutter. Then I was inspired with the name that dons this blog today.
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