Count Me In!


For years I have been looking for the perfect synergy of two things I have been a fan of since I was a kid: Metal and Japanese culture.  I have tried playing video games while listening to death metal, listening to Gojira, and even cosplaying as Jonathan Davis.  None of that has given me quite the dynamic experience I have been looking for.  I had all but given up on realizing my dream, untill I saw this:


This has everything I was looking for: Metal, Japanese women, other things, and more!  I've never been much into J-Pop, but if it's anything like Babymetal, count me in!

How I'm Spending My Tax Return


A couple of days ago I had my taxes done and found out just how much the federal government loves me.  I'm not going to say specifically what my federal tax return is, but it is more than what my usual paycheck is.  Since I found out how much the federal government loves me, I've been thinking of ways to spend my tax return.



I've contemplated buying a new iPad.  The only reason I have to buy a new iPad is that they now sell one with a storage capacity of 128 GB.  While I could spend my new found money on something completely frivolous, I don't want to go to that extreme.



A couple years ago I took a vacation to Las Vegas.  I didn't do anything really substantive, other than see a couple of shows and bet on the Red Sox.  I could go take another vacation, but, if I'm going to go on a vacation I'd rather go to Los Angeles and see Conan.



Oh yeah, that Project Buy A House thing.  Yeah, I guess I should be continuing to be a responsible adult and continue on my epically long quest to buy my own home.  I guess I should continue to go after what has been a long held goal of mine, because that's what real adults do.  After all, what other adult thing can I go after that will give me a level of satisfaction that only adults can understand.


The World's First 'Sexual Home Appliance' Will Haunt Your Dreams


That's it, I'm spending my tax return on a sex toy.  And, with the money I have left over, I can still buy a new iPad.  Oh joy!

Let's Go Exploring


I've pretty much spent the day staring at this poster for Stripped, a documentary about comic strip writers that was funded on Kickstarter.  The poster features art from Bill Watterson, and if you don't know who that is you are dead to me.  Stripped is currently available for pre-order on iTunes, but the documentary about the reclusive artist behind Calvin and Hobbes, Dear Mr. Watterson, is available now.  Go and enjoy.  Meanwhile, I'm going tobogganing.

Last Action Hero In Jail


Yesterday, John McTiernan, the director behind such film as Die Hard and Predator pictured above, was released from jail.  It was reported that Mr. McTiernan was in jail in relation to charges of misrepresentation and witness intimidation.  The case against John McTiernan is a long and convoluted one involving many appeals and lots of detail that are difficult to explain.  However, as it turns out, the complicated nature of the reported case against John McTiernan may be masking the real reason this man went to jail.  Sources inside the Justice Department have revealed to this publication that John McTiernan may have actually gone to jail for his involvement in the movie Last Action Hero.


Last Action Hero is an action movie made in 1993 starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.  The movie was went with near universal criticism, earning six Golden Raspberry nominations, including one for Worst Director for John McTiernan.  As it turns out that nomination may have had more wide ranging repercussions than just legitimizing public scorn.  According to a leaked document, which can be viewed at this link, John McTiernan was charged in US Federal court with the Reckless Production Of Subgrade Cinema.  This charge was kept secret due to concerns about such a charge would raise concerns over censorship by the Federal Government.  For thirteen years Mr. McTiernan fought the charges against him, but the evidence the federal prosecutors had, in the form of Last Action Hero, was too much.  When he was convicted, federal prosecutors had to create a reason why John McTiernan was being put in jail that, again, didn't arouse fears about censorship.  Hence the long and convoluted misrepresentation and witness tampering story.


John McTiernan, pictured above moments after his release, is expected to return to making movies soon.  After all, Schwarzenegger is working again.