Showing posts with label Fuck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fuck. Show all posts
Just Do It
Just Do
It
There was
a discussion that was had on Episode 109 of the R9Cast that I'd like to give an
opinion on. The hosts of the show,
Bridgette and Esgee, were discussing the language that should be used on their
show. Esgee's opinion was that the
people on the show should be free to use any kind of language they want, even
if that language is considered unclean to some people. Bridgette's opinion was that they should try
to make a clean show that "everybody can enjoy." The discussion between the two hosts became
quite acrimonious and went on throughout the entire show.
My
viewpoint on language lies somewhere in the middle. Bridgette's viewpoint of using language that
"everyone can enjoy" is something that irks me. When I hear the phrase "something
everything can enjoy" I interpret that thing as being sanitized to the
point where it has lost all it's meaning.
Whenever I hear something is "family friendly"
"wholesome" or "clean", I interpret that as being boring.
There are
people who effort to produce content that is clean while also producing content
that is interesting. Such is the case
with me and my approach to The Black Robin Christmas Carol. The language used in that book is, unlike any
of my other work, devoid of any swear words.
In fact, the harshest word that is used in that book is
"bimbo", a word a hesitated to use.
My approach to the language used in this book was not influenced by
market forces, societal demands, or my religious beliefs. The language that was used, or not used, in
The Black Robin Christmas Carol was a decision I made. I made the decision because of how I felt
that a story of that nature should be handled and how that story should be
articulated.
When I
released The Black Robin Christmas Carol I did not make a big deal about there
not being any language that people may view as objectionable. If you look back at the statements, blog
posts, and annoying inferences I've made to that book, the subject of language
is not brought up. Talking about the
language that I used in The Black Robin Christmas Carol is something that never
really crossed my mind. This is due to
my viewpoint on how people should express their moral values. People should not shout to the world that
they are a good, upstanding, moral person.
Instead, people should just be good, upstanding moral people and let
other people recognize them for their actions.
Even if people do not recognize you for your actions, you should still
do them because you feel that they are good.
Shouting to the world that you are a good person is not something that a
good person should do.
The
approach that I would advise people to take to language is to approach the
language you use in the way that you feel is most appropriate without making a
big deal about it. If people around you
use language that you find objectionable, to not berate them about using inappropriate
language. Instead serve as a great
example to those around you, and possibly the people who use language you
object to, and use language to articulate yourself in the way you feel is most
appropriate. All berating others about
the language that they use accomplishes is to make you look like the
unreasonable one. Instead of saying you
want to use language that "everybody can enjoy", just do it.
Also,
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Xbox Live June Update List
Recently, Kotaku released a list of features that was supposed to be on the Microsoft 360 Spring Dashboard Update. In response, Larry Hryb, better known to the world as John James Preston, announced that there would be no update. However, today on his blog, Mr. Preston released a detailed list of what will be a part of the June 2008 Xbox 360 Dashboard Update to be released on Wednesday, June 18th at 3:00 A.M. PST. Here is a reproduction of that list.
The ability to plug in your iPod and stream music bought off iTunes.
The ability to play videos stored on most external devices plugged into the USB port.
The ability to clear any unwanted game from your played game/Gamerscore list, provided that no Gamerscore has been accrued.
If a user is watching a DVD, the user will appear as "Busy".
Recognition for selected DVD movies as well as games.
A new feature will be rolled out that will allow Gold Members to play Dreamcast, PS1 and PS2 games. This system, called Wired Extra ReUsuable Learned Extraordinarities, or W.E.R.U.L.E., is expected to work via a relationship with Black Pearl and head boss Jack Sparrow. The reaction to this move by game companies and console manufactures in decidedly "pissed".
Enabling of the ability to destroy the console of any cheating members via the as of yet discovered C4 charges packed in all 360 consoles.
The ability to turn the Red Rings of Death orange.
The as of yet described "SeXbox" feature.
The ability for users to turn on the controllers rumble feature and leave it on for hours in needed. This is expected to greatly benefit female users.
The ability to check your Hotmail account for messages from Nigerians looking to give you large sums of totally legitimate cash.
The ability to surf the Internet for all things, except pornography. As a result of the inability to surf porn, this feature is not expected to be used.
The ability to hire a hit man to take out people who are better than you at Halo 3.
The ability to better describe why you are filing a complaint against people over Xbox Live. This will allow you to better describe why that guy who showed Barbie dolls having sex should be banned, as well as shot.
The enabling of a peripheral that dispenses Red Bull.
A feature that allows the 360 to reject any game that rates under 40 on Metacritic.
The ability to search vehicle lots for any vehicles bought in Forza 2. This is not expected to help anyone searching for a vintage Geo Metro.
And finally, a feature that allows any hardcore gamer to get laid. Just kidding about that one.
The reaction to this update has been as variant as any decision made by Microsoft regarding it's gaming division. These reactions include "Kick ass", to "What the fuck!", to "Awesome! I'm gonna finally have sex!".
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