Nintendo Amigos?

With the launch of Super Smash Bros. for the 3DS and Wii U came the launch of Nintendo Amiibo.  Similar to Skylanders and Disney Infinity, these figures, which are modelled after characters from Nintendo's various franchises, use near field communication to interact with supported video game software, allowing data to be transferred in and out of each game and across multiple platforms.  With this launch came an issue having to do with the method that many people are using to buy these figurines, particularly those who attempt to do so online.

We've all run into problems with Autocorrect on the various devices that utilize this.  Well, people are running into problems when they search for "amibos" on devices that utilize Autocorrect, because when a user types in "amibos" the device may Autocorrect that word do "amigos".  If a user is typing to quickly or carelessly, the user may type in "amibos" be Autocorrected to "amigos" and end up searching for things that they did not intend.

Such problems have resulted in the surprising uptick in the popularity of the following items on Amazon: 

Amigos, a 1976 album from Santana

Amigo, a brand of instant coffee popular in Romania

¡Three Amigos!, a 1986 alleged comedy starring Steve Martin, Martin Short, and a 1986 Chevy C/K

Looking For Distractions

In the time that I've spent getting up early to do things for people that I don't want to do, I've spend a lot of time playing WWE Supercard, which I reviewed when it launched.  Even though you can spend a lot of time playing this game, I get the sense that I am quickly coming up on the endgame of this mobile title.  There isn't a big end all mega-boss to conquer in this game, but there is a limit to what you can do with the cards that are included in the game and I feel that I'm quickly approaching that limit.  When that happens I will need something else to play.

And there is my distraction.  No, not the game, I'm going to watch this Kate Upton ad on a loop multiple times.

Project Blow Up An ATM

For the past two months I've been having to get up early to do shit for people things that are their responsibility to do.  This is something that I can do nothing about, say nothing about, and will continue to go on untill the people with some real influence over this situation finally does something about it.  Unfortunately since these people are seemingly allergic to the doing of things, it is my honest belief that I will have to continue to get up early to do shit for people things that are their responsibility to do untill time ends.

This situation has made Project Buy A House even more of a priority for me.  I don't want to buy a Playstation 4, I don't want to buy a Wii U, I don't want to buy a new iPad, I don't want to get new underwear even though I am in need of new underwear, I WANT TO BUY A FUCKING HOUSE BECAUSE WHEN I BUY A FUCKING HOUSE I CAN FINALLY BE IN COMPLETE CONTROL OF WHEN I FALL ASLEEP AND WHEN I WAKE UP!

Over Twenty Bank ATMs Were Lately Blown Up In Russia To Get Cash

Huh.  You know, I'm about five thousand dollars away from at long last amassing enough money for a downpayment for a house.  Hmmmmmmmmmm.  Interesting.

Finally, George W. Bush Does Something Good

Many presidents, after their time in office is done, go on to do good things for the world.  Jimmy Carter is actively building houses for people who are unable to do so for themselves because they are less fortunate and/or lazy.  Bill Clinton's foundation, oddly enough named The Clinton Foundation, is..... wait, what the fuck does The Clinton Foundation do?  And President Reagan spent the final years of his life doing what he did during the final years of his presidency, slowly losing his mind.

President George W. Bush is no different.  In fact President Bush is doing something more substantial than any other president that I can remember, and I can remember a lot because I drink heavily.  President Bush is currently developing a new product that can be used by many people when they are in time of need to vomit.  While I've never had use for this product, I've been told that ipecac can be used to induce vomiting, which is something that you may need to do when you ingest something harmful or poisonous or poisonously harmful.  Over the past couple of years, President Bush has been developing a more sustainable form of ipecac.  This form of vomiting inducing substance isn't something that can be expended through use, and can stay in it's current form in it's current quantity for years, if not in perpetuity, which is a big word that means forever.  The form of ipecac that President Bush is developing is believed to be visual in nature, and an example of a prototype of this form of ipecac can be found here:

Don't look too long, affects of this form of ipecac are severe and sudden.  It is unknown when this new form is ipecac will be available on the market, some people hope never.