Project Smoke A Blunt

As I've demonstrated before, I'd love to take a vacation but I don't have a good idea as to what to do.  I did have an idea recently, but I dismissed it because I didn't think it was a good idea.

Recently Colorado decriminalized small amounts of marijuana for recreational use for people who don't live in the state of Colorado.  That means that I could travel to Colorado for the purposes of smoking pot and not be a criminal for doing so.  However, I wouldn't want to say that I was going to Colorado for the purposes of smoking pot because, as I've demonstrated before, my family reads my blog.  So, I'd have to find a legitimate reason to travel to Colorado so that I can say that I'm doing that thing instead of what I'm actually doing, going there to smoke pot.  Perhaps skiing.



Yeah, no.  If I'm going to ride on something cold and then crash afterward, I'd rather get married.  Perhaps, as the Colorado Tourism Office suggests, I can go to the Alpine Hotsprings Hideaway.

Ouch!  That comment wasn't from the temperature of the hotspring, I was looking at the rates.  $295 a night with a $400 deposit and a $100 cleaning fee for parties over six.  Yeah, no.  I'm not paying that much to boil in a tub.  I could go zipling at Adventures Out West.

Yeah, no.  If I'm going to recreate something from an episode of South Park, I'd rather nail a hermaphrodite at the Drunken Barn Dance.  I've heard that Denver has a baseball team.  Perhaps the Red Sox are playing the Colorado Rockies next year.

After looking over the Rockies schedule for next year, it appears the Red Sox aren't playing the Rockies this year.  But hey, I see the Mets are playing the Rockies next year, and John Stewart apparently likes the Mets for reasons that are unexplainable.  And tickets are available for these series of games right now.  Perhaps I could use going to Denver to see the Colorado Rockies play the New York Mets as a cover for going to Denver to smoke pot.  But do I really want to go through all that trouble to smoke pot.  I mean, it's just smoking pot.  I've been told for years that doing drugs is bad.  I'm not even really that motivated to smoke pot.


Okay, now I'm motivated to go to Colorado to smoke pot.  Hell, I'm not even tell people that I'm going to Colorado to do something else.  I'm going to Colorado to smoke pot... eventually.  Once Project Buy A House is over, I'm totally going to go to Colorado to get baked.  Thank you Bill O'Reilley.  You are a constant source of inspiration to me.  And by that I mean I get inspired by Bill O'Reilley to do whatever he says is bad.  It's why I got that abortion.

"Quotes" About Boll

On Wednesday, August 28th, well known film director Uwe Boll launched a Kickstarter campaign to fund his upcoming film, Postal 2.  The response to this Kickstarter campaign among video game fans was virulent, viscous, undeniably hostile, and, to be honest, banal.

Due to fact that this response was so lacking in originality as to be obvious and boring, I sought out comments from outside fans of video games.

Prominent movie critic Jeff Vice, pictured above on the left, said of this move, "It's good to see that this alleged director is no longer able to get funding for his half-baked, half-assed projects.  Now, if only he would do us all the favor of GOING THE FUCK AWAY!"

When reached for comment, Utah Senator and Tea Party leader Mike Lee said "What does this have to do with the defunding of Obamacare?"

Fred Willard is quoted as saying, "As long as I can masturbate to it in the theater, I'm fine."

James Franco is quoted as saying, "As long as I can masturbate to it in the theater, I'm fine."

Roger Ebert could not be reach for comment due to death.

During an appearance at a nightclub in Toledo, Ohio, Amanda Bynes was quoted saying of the Kickstarter campaign, "LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

As of this writing, current ESPN personality Keith Olbermann is quoted as saying, "What's a Uwe Boll?  Now, look at this picture of a sunset I took."

Bill O'Reilly, in response to the Uwe Boll story, is quoted as saying words that, as a liberal, I could honestly give a shit about.

As of this writing, radio personality Rush Limbaugh is quoted as saying, "Where the fuck are my pills!"

Finally, UFC fighter Chael Sonnen gave the following quote:

"This is an example of the free market at work.  Kickstarter is allowing more and more small business people to step outside of the typical corporate model and into the true marketplace of ideas.  I look forward to Mr. Boll's future endeavors, as well as the endeavors of other enterprising entrepreneurs.  Also, if you see Wanderlei Silva, tell him that I am going to fuck him up."