Showing posts with label Heineken. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Heineken. Show all posts

#TeamCocoMTVMovieAwards


After the 2014 Grammy Awards broadcast, I swore off all awards shows.  As I stated in a blog post, I wasn't that interested in any awards shows to begin with, and, after Nine Inch Nails got cut off, was against seeing any of them.  I have gone on to state on various social media platforms that I don't give a flying fuck about award shows, and would rather spend my Sunday nights listening to Orange Lounge Radio.  I am so opposed to watching award shows that I can't realistically think of anything that might motivate me to watch an award show.

Conan O'Brien Will Host The 2014 MTV Movie Awards


Great, now I have to watch the MTV Movie Awards for the first time in over a decade.  How am I going to survive this?


That's a good start.

Perhaps I'll Take Up Skiing


I've been thinking recently about getting into skiing.  I live within an hours drive of several world class skiing resorts, I have an all wheel drive vehicle which can help me get up the canyon on treacherous days, and I have basically nothing to do on the weekend except watch TV and playing video games, which is another form of watching TV.  Sure skiing lessons will be tough, and the initial expense of buying the equipment necessary to engage in this sport is high, but it will all be worth it when I'm cruising down the mountain in complete tranquility with my surroundings.  I can't think of a good reason why I shouldn't do this.


Actually, on second thought, maybe not.  If I'm going to pass out at a ski resort, I'd rather do it in a comfortable chair with a glass of scotch in my hand.  Actually, on third thought, Heineken.

Optima Mocking

Earlier this month, the new parent company of Tumblr, something called Yahoo!, changed it's logo to something with a little less flair.  This logo utilizes a font called "Optima", which is not usually available in Microsoft Word.  However, after a little bit of digging, I found a place where I could download Optima for free.  After downloading Optima, I can now mock Yahoo! for it's logo change by offering what other company's logos would look like if they utilized Optima with no flair.

Microsoft

World Wrestling Entertainment

Sony

The Pirate Bay

Apple

Exxon

MSNBC

All Games Radio

Redertainment

Rockstar Games

Heineken

Bluth Company

Class Misdirection 2012

Political Misdirection
There are ads out there.  It feels as if they are always there.  Always are, always were, always.  It's gotten to the point where I feel as if I have seen them all.  i know I haven't, but the ads are so similar that if you've seen five or six of them, you've seen them all.
I've gotten to the point where I have started to ignore them.  Sure a lot of effort is being put into them and people's effort should be appreciated, but I don't care.  The ads are as irrelevant to me.  They make no impact, no impression, nothing.  They are just there.
The ads have affect the decision I have made, in as much as I want so much to be rid of them that I have chosen the one with the ads that have been least ubiquitous.  Sure the ads for this have been increasing lately, but I've made my decision now.  My decision can change in the future, but I have to choose something and I have to choose now.
This Tuesday, as I make my way through the dreary landscape that I have placed myself in, I will choose something.  Something rather than nothing, but something which may yet have the effect of nothing.
Heineken 2012.






By the way, the reason that I have been posting this video, every week for the past couple of weeks, is purely political.  To me, this is Mitt Romney.  To me Mitt is the kind of rich person who sees everyone who is not at their level as a burden on themselves.  I feel that this is a mindset that holds not just about the poor, but all people who are not at the social and economical level that he is that.  This is the kind of person that I do not want in charge of anything.  Not my politics, not my financial affairs, not my public affairs, not my private affairs, nothing.