Gaming While High


This morning I had another dental procedure.  This cleaning and extraction went considerably more smoothly than the wisdom tooth surgery I had back in November, but still I took the day off of work just in case.  I'm home now, my face is still numb, and I feel kind of giddy.  I've never really been high before, but if it's anything like this being high is awesome!


So now I'm home and I have nothing to do all day and I'm high.  I wonder if there's any games that are perfectly suited for just such a situation.


Great!  All I need now is a computer than can play awesome PC games, unfortunately all I have is this computer:


Darn.

Watching People Enjoying Themselves

As I stated earlier, I am not watching the Winter Olympics currently going on due to Russia's stance on homosexuality and their frequent statement equating homosexuality with pedophilia.  To this point I have kept up my vow and I do not think that there is anything that could sway me otherwise.


Okay, when are the luge events on?  Kate Hansen looks like she's having so much fun that I want to watch her enjoying herself.

This Is Why I Don't Trust Cute Things


I've made no secret of the fact that I have cynophobia, but this video takes it to a whole new level.  Corgis are the kind of dog that people think are insufferably cute, seeming bred to be so.  However, in this video we see these insufferably cute creatures attacking things for seemingly no purpose or reason.  This makes me rethink other things that people think are insufferably cute.


Behold, another potential threat.

Mark Prior Releases Statement About Minimum Wage


On Thursday, former major league pitcher Mark Prior, pictures above, released a statement criticizing President Obama's recent call to raise the federal minimum wage.  In article on Bloomberg Politics, Mr. Prior is quoted as saying:

“I know $10.10 still isn’t a whole lot of money, but I think it’s too much, too fast,” 

Wanting to get a more detailed statement on his viewpoints on the federal minimum wage and the impacts on the American economy, we reached out to Mark Prior's spokesman.  This is the response we got.

"Dear Mr. Red,
We have been over this many times.  Mark Prior is not a politician, he is a baseball player and is not currently engaged in politics.  What you are seeking is a statement from Mark Pryor, the currently sitting Senator from the great state of Arkansas who is not a baseball player.  Again, you are seeking a statement from the wrong Mark Prior.  If you continue in this kind of behavior, we will be reporting you to the police for harassment."

After contacting Mr. Prior's spokesman again for a clarification, I received a meeting with these gentlemen: