Arizona
Again?
Arizona won't jail Internet trolls ... for now
For the
three hundred-twenty seventh time this year, this week Twitter was set ablaze
by a law proposed in the Arizona State Legislature. The Arizona State Legislature, in it's infinite
psychotic wisdom, sought to craft a law that was supposed to curb cyber
bullying. Instead, this legislative body
crafted a law that is so vague and obtuse that even people who do not know what
vague and obtuse means would have been negatively affected by it.
According
to this law, later retracted under Internet pressure, anyone who sends out a
message that is deemed to be annoying, offensive, or defaming to any person or
group can be subject to criminal prosecution.
Most of the criticism of this proposed law has been about its definition
of "annoying offensive, or defaming", and to who's standard that will
be based on. There is another line of
criticism that can be made of this law.
This
proposed legislation will apply only to persons who live or send out their
messages from places in Arizona. If you
live, work, or Tweet outside of Arizona, this law will not apply to you. However, if your website is hosted by a
company that is based in Arizona, it could be argued that your website is being
sent out of Arizona, therefore the message is coming from Arizona, and
therefore you would be subject to this law.
The
website for R.C.O.A.:The Four Stars Blog is hosted by GoDaddy.com. The server that the website is hosted on is
located in Scottsdale, Arizona.
Therefore, it could be argued that the messages sent out through
R.C.O.A.:The Four Stars Blog is being sent out from Arizona. Therefore, I would be subject to this law. Rather than feel I should run and hide from
this proposed law, or censor myself in the face of this proposed law, or be
intimidated in any way by this proposed law, I want to taunt this law and the
people that would enforce it. I want to
say to the state of Arizona "Come and get me! I will not run! I will not hide! Your authority is meaningless to me! I dare you to try and affect me!"
To that
end, I wrote the following piece. This
piece is designed to offend and disgust the kind of conservative politicians
that seem to have the most political sway in Arizona. Enjoy!
Behold!
The Thing That Is Designed To
Offend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are
people who use games to live out experiences that they would never experience
in their lives. Usually I am not one of
those people, however there is one way that I use games to act out experiences
that I may never have. I use games to
fuck aliens.
There may
never be a point where I will be in a position where I can have an alien in a
position where I can fuck her/him/it.
Being in such a position where I put such a entity in such a position is
something that I have desired in my very nonexistent soul since I have been
conscious. I've come to accept that this
may never happen, but I have not accepted that such an experience cannot be
experienced in some form. The form that
I have chosen to experience the experience of putting another alien entity in a
position where I can fuck her/him/it is video games.
The
concept of fucking aliens is not new to the world, or even the world of the
depiction of space travel in cinema form.
In the documentary film series Star Trek, the captain of the Starship Enterprise,
Denny Crane, spends a great deal of time pining over alluring alien
creatures. Captain Crane also spends a
lot of time fucking those same alien creatures.
Denny also spent time fucking black women, but that is not nearly as
exciting to me.
Video
games may be the only way that I can experience sexual conquest of an alien
creature, be it conquest of a female alien, male alien, or a cloud of alien
spores with hole used exclusively for the disposal of solid or liquid waste. Getting this experience through video games
may not be as satisfying as it can be, due to having to rely on another
person's creating of the experience, but it's better than the alternative. That alternative being paining my dog blue.
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