Showing posts with label Death. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Death. Show all posts
The Imminent Death Of A Much Maligned Figure
On Sunday rumors started circulating. Primarily driven by social media, news of this imminent event spread quickly. Many of those spreading these rumors expressed delight in the news. However, I would like to remind people of something. No matter what you think of this man, remember this: This man has a family. Death can cause a wide range of emotions and reactions, but when death hits a figure like this it can be especially rough. What can make this event tougher is knowing that there is an internet filled with people delighting in it. So, let's not delight in the imminent death of a much maligned figure, and instead move on with our lives much as they were before.
A Concrete Solution
Late on Tuesday a story started circulating that has touched many people. It is the story of a man who died alone and unable to contact anyone after an accident in the Utah desert. Sadly this story is all to common. There are many people who have died similar deaths in the Utah desert. Many of the people could have gotten the help they so desperately needed if they weren't stuck in the bottom of a narrow piece of rock.
We have waited far too long to deal with situations like this. Too many people have died due to something that can be easily fixed. The time has come. We have the technology, the materials, and the manpower to put an end to people dying cold and alone in the narrow rock formations that fill many parts of Utah. Today, in memory of all that have died in the Utah desert, I am proposing that we fill all of the narrow rock formations in Utah with concrete.
This proposal hold the potential to be an economic boon to depressed areas in Eastern and Southern Utah. This proposal will provide good, honest work to people who need it. Public works projects have worked before in kickstarting the American economy, and it can work today. By filling the narrow rock formations in Utah with concrete, we can not only save lives, we can help people start their lives anew.
There are those who would argue that such rock formations are treasures of nature that should not be changed by the hands of man. The people who argue such things are liberals who stand in the way of progress and the will of God. As it is said in Genesis 1:28, "...fill the earth and subdue it...". We also have inspiration from modern day to go forth with such a project. As Ronald Reagan once said, "Oh yes, please, fill it up. Fill it right to the brim. Thank you."
There are those who would say that the narrow rock formations in Utah should be preserved for future generations. I say that if we do not fill the narrow rock formations in Utah with concrete those future generations may not materialize. For the sake of the lives, memories, and futures of the people of this Earth, this work must be done and it must be done now. Thank you and God bless.
I am Hunter Red and I approve this message.
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