Project Drunken Stair Vacation

There are times that you wonder if the stars that you see in the movies are in any way like you.  You might think that these stars are all high class, that they are into vastly different things than you are, or that they would never do the kind of things that you find yourself doing on an almost nightly basis.

Jennifer Lawrence recalls getting drunk at Madonna's Oscars after-party, vomiting in front of Miley Cyrus


As it turns out, some stars are just like us.  Although I've never thrown up on Madonna stairs before, I do have some vacation time saved up.

Madonna closes the curtain on Beverly Hills mansion

Reprehensible Kinky Behavior

The problem of college students getting drunk and causing a ruckus has been a problem for a while, but the problem as it relates to collegiate athletes became acute when accusations were made against the Duke Lacrosse team in 2006.  While the athletes accused were ultimately exonerated, the whole incident cast a paul over Duke, lacrosse teams in general, and collegiate athletes as a whole.  Personally, I think the problem of college students engaging in such behavior speaks to the irresponsible nature of the youth of today.  Kids today simply do not understand the breath of scope of the results of their actions, and the culture today of permissiveness and quick repentance only encourages such behavior.  This generation may be lost, but it is my hope that the next generation of kids learn from their elders mistakes and approach their lives with respect and decency.

Penn Women's Lacrosse Players Accused Of Damaging Bar, Exposing Genitals

Wait, there are also women engaging in this behavior?  Never mind, I want to fully encourage this behavior in every place and venue.  Especially online.  Please.