Jeff Hardy < Airlines < Nothing
This is an insult to the fans of TNA. I dare say that if most of the fans of this company, including myself, showed up to work in a state where we couldn't perform our work, we'd be fired.
If I showed up to work drunk, I'd be fired.
Video Games > Airlines
Temporary Suspension of the Services Due to an Earthquake
Due to the continuous earthquakes occurring in the eastern regions of Japan since Mar. 11, 2011, the power companies in Japan have encouraged everyone to cooperate by conserving as much energy as possible as it is feared there will not be enough power supply. Based on the current situation, we have decided to shut down the game servers temporarily, and therefore to suspend services of FINAL FANTASY XIV, FINAL FANTASY XI, and PlayOnline temporarily.
The services will be temporarily suspended for at least a week starting on Mar. 13, 2011 3:00 (PDT). We will provide an update regarding the reinstatement of the service as additional information becomes available. In connection with the temporary suspension of services, players will not be billed for any PlayOnline service throughout the April billing cycle. Additional information regarding this matter will also be posted as it becomes available.
When Disaster Strikes, Airlines Scramble
In the event of a natural disaster, travel experts say, there are few rules or regulations about what airlines must do. This time, most carriers are waiving ticket change fees and offering the chance to rebook, but for now only for those who delay their trips by a week or two. For their part, the airlines say they're going above and beyond what federal regulations require them to do. "While the policies tend to be fairly standardized, how and when and how long you apply them should be variable," says Ed Martelle, a spokesman for American Airlines ( AMR: 6.56, -0.05, -0.75% ) . "No two crises are alike."
When natural disasters prevent people from utilizing it's services, Square Enix offers refunds, no questions asked. When natural disasters prevent people from utilizing it's services, the airline industry makes you jump through hoops to get a rebooking. It's good to know that Square Enix treats it's customers better than the airline industry.
Nothing
There.
See?
See how pleasant that is?
How calm, how free, how cleansing nothing can be.
See?
Now do you see why I avoid people?
Why I do everything in my power to avoid people?
Because if you had it your way I would have filled that space up with clutter and complications and bullshit, not my bullshit, YOUR bullshit.
You would have turned nothing into something.
Ah, pleasant calming nothing.
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