On Sunday, May 22rd, a tornado touched down in the city of Joplin, Missouri. There was tremendous damage done to this community by this weather event, including the deaths of 116 people, as of this writing.
One of the places believed to be hit hard by this tornado was the St, John's Regional Medical Center, pictured above. However, investigators now believe that the tornado was not to blame for the destruction done to this medical center. Police are now looking for this man:
This man operates under several aliases, and his background varies depending on when you ask him and the circumstances he finds himself in. Police consider this man to be armed and dangerous. He is believed to not be carrying a gun, but can make deadly use of a knife, explosives, and a pencil. If you know the whereabouts of this man, contact your local police department.
Sony's Playstation E3 Press Conference Drinking Game
On Monday, June 6th, Sony will hold it's annual E3 Press Conference. Little is known or confirmed about this event, but Sony has informed attendees that the event will last five hours. Like many events, people have created drinking games to go along with Sony's Playstation E3 Press Conference. I am one of them. Here are the rules of my game.
First of all, five hours? You could get drunk, sober up, and get drunk again in that time. What could Sony have planned to do with this huge amount of time?
The drink of choice for this drinking game is Jack Daniels. Other forms of alcohol will suffice, but a real man drinks Jack. Also, if you play this drinking game with root beer, I will find you and I will hurt you.
Take a drink whenever any of the following games are mentioned:
Uncharted 3
Little Big Planet 2
Infamous 2
The Last Guardian
Resistance 3
Mass Effect 3.
Take a drink whenever the following words are spoken:
Apologize, Sorry, Regret, Mistakes, Failures, Consequences, and Amends
Take five drinks if the following paragraph or something resembling the following paragraph is said:
"We at Sony Computer Entertainment recognize that they way we handled the breach of personal information at the Playstation Network was wrong. While we were not responsible for what happened, the way we handled the situation was highly regrettable. We offer our most sincerest of apologies."
Finally, if anybody from Sony blames the hacker group Anonymous for ANYTHING, throw the bottle at the screen.
Play this game in good health or don't. Enjoy!
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