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Review: Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational (Vita)
Hunter
Red is sitting in his office working on Project Journal when his phone begins
to ring.
Hunter
Red- Hello?
5toz
Orgy- Hunter.
5toz Orgy
is the security guard for The Official Offices Of The Redertainment Corporation
Of America.
Hunter
Red- Hey Toz, what's up?
5toz
Orgy- There's a delivery here for you.
Hunter
Red looks out of his office door and sees the General Secretary of The
Redertainment Corporation Of America, Liz, sitting at her desk working away.
Hunter
Red- Okay, why are you talking to
me? Liz deals with deliveries.
5toz
Orgy- It's not your typical delivery.
Hunter
Red- What is it?
5toz
Orgy- It's a woman.
Hunter
Red- A woman?
5toz
Orgy- Yes.
Hunter
Red- Allright, I'll be right down.
Hunter
Red leaves his office and goes downstairs to where 5toz Orgy's security stand is
at. There he sees this woman.
Hunter
Red looks at this woman then talks to 5toz Orgy.
Hunter
Red- Is this the delivery?
5toz
Orgy- Yes.
Hunter
Red- Who sent her.
5toz
Orgy- I don't know. Why don't you ask her?
Hunter
Red then begins to talk to the woman.
Hunter
Red- Hi.
I'm Hunter. 5toz tells me you're
here to see me.
Natalie
Gulbis- Hi. I'm Natalie Gulbis. Clap Hands sent me.
Hunter
Red- Okay. Why did they send you here?
Natalie
Gulbis- To play golf.
Hunter
Red- Okay. I left my clubs at home, but I can go and get
them.
Natalie
Gulbis- Okay, I can wait.
Hunter
Red- Okay, I'll be right back.
Natalie
Gulbis- Wait, before you go, I need you
to do something first.
Hunter
Red- What's that?
Natalie
Gulbis- Dress me.
Hunter
Red doesn't know quite what to make of this comment.
Hunter
Red- What?
Natalie
Gulbis- Dress me. There are many styles and colours of clothes
from you to choose form, but the choice is up to you. Dress me.
Hunter
Red still doesn't know what to make of this.
Hunter
Red- Okay. I'm going to talk to my friend first before I
make my decision.
Natalie
Gulbis- Okay. I'll be waiting.
Hunter
Red begins to talk again to 5toz Orgy.
Hunter
Red- Is this real?
5toz
Orgy- What do you mean?
Hunter
Red- Is this real? Am I being setup? Is this some sort of candid camera setup?
5toz
Orgy- No. Why do you ask?
Hunter
Red- An amazingly attractive woman wants
to play golf with me but is asking me to choose the kind of clothes she will
wear first. This does not happen in real
life. So, I want to know if this is
real.
5toz
Orgy- There is one way to tell.
Hunter
Red- What's that?
5toz Orgy
punches Hunter Red in the face.
Hunter
Red- Ow!
What was that for?
5toz
Orgy- Do you feel pain?
Hunter
Red- Yes, I feel pain! You fucking punched me.
5toz Orgy- The sensation of pain means that
you are not dreaming.
Hunter
Red- I asked if this was a setup, not if
it was a dream.
5toz
Orgy- Oh. Sorry brother.
5toz Orgy
looks at Natalie Gulbis still patiently waiting for Hunter Red.
5toz
Orgy- Why don't you just go with it?
Hunter
Red- What do you mean?
5toz
Orgy- Just go with it. Don't do anything really creepy if it is a
setup, but if it is real, wouldn't it be awesome?
Hunter
Red looks at Natalie Gulbis, then talks to 5toz Orgy again.
Hunter
Red- Allright. I'll go along with this. Although, the only time I am in any way good
at golf is when I play it in video game form.
5toz
Orgy- Can I come too?
Hunter
Red- I don't know. I might have to buy a pass to do multiplayer.
5toz
Orgy- What? That is such bullshit.
Hunter
Red- Dude, you get to play with her.
5toz Orgy
looks at Natalie Gulbis again.
5toz
Orgy- I'm in.
END SCENE
Hot Shots
Golf: World Invitational (Vita): A
Hey!
For the
past little while, I've been contributing news to Dead Pixel Live: Loserly
Edition. One of the weeks I submitted
news included a news story of several Vita titles that were to be
released. One of these titles was
Michael Jackson: The Experience HD. When
this story was read on DPL:LE, I googled this game. Among the things I found was a listing for
Michael Jackson: The Experience HD on iTunes for $4.99. The iTunes game appears to be the same as the
Vita version, except for one key difference.
The Vita version sells for $39.99.
After seeing this, I decided to see if other Vita titles received
similar treatment.
All
prices listed are for new titles, if available.
Ben 10:
Galactic Racing
Available
on 3DS and Vita.
3DS
Price: $39.99
Vita
Price: $29.99
BlazBlue:
Continuum Shift II Plus
Available
on 3DS and Vita.
3DS
Price: $20.
Vita
Price: $39.99
Available
on 3DS and Vita.
3DS
Price: $39.99
Vita
Price: $39.99
FIFA
Soccer
Available
on 3DS and Vita.
3DS
Price: $39.99
Vita
Price: $39.99
Rayman
Origins
Available
on PlayStation 3, Wii, Xbox 360, PlayStation Vita, Nintendo 3DS and Microsoft
Windows.
Ultimate
Marvel Vs. Capcom 3
Available
on PS3, Xbox 360, and Vita
PS3
Price: $39.99
Xbox 360
Price: $39.99
Vita
Price: $39.99
Virtua
Tennis 4
Available
on PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Microsoft Windows, Wii and PlayStation Vita.
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