The Red's Dinner With A Deviant Animal Fondler
Dinner With The Reds
A couple of months ago, the matriarch of the Red family, Allison, pictured above, tried to start a tradition of having her entire family over for Sunday dinner. This tradition didn't last long as her only son, Hunter, pictured above, spent several weeks in rehab and afterward just didn't want to do it. In addition to that, the patriarch of the Red family, Keith, pictured above, also chose to take additional shifts at work in order to pay for something, money he later spent on beer. Undeterred by failure, Allison tried once again to get the Sunday family dinner tradition started. Our story begins when Hunter enters the Red family home.
Hunter Red- Hello.
Hunter is in the front room of the Red family home. Keith is in the family room, where he will stay throughout this entire scene.
Keith Red- Keep it down, Pawn Stars is on.
Allison comes into the front room to greet her son.
Allison Red- Hunter. It's good that you're here, I need your help in the kitchen.
Hunter Red- Why isn't Dad helping you?
Keith Red- You're never going to be able to get a thousand dollars for that hunk of tin.
Allison Red- He's busy. Come here and help me with this.
Hunter and Allison enter the kitchen of the Red family home.
Allison Red- Will you get that down for me?
Allison points to a George Forman Grill that sits on top of the refrigerator. Hunter easily gets the grill down from what is a high and unreachable place for Allison.
Hunter Red- What are you going to make with this.
Allison Red- Oh, I don't cook with this anymore.
Hunter Red- Who does?
Allison Red- I just wanted it down so I could clean it. That thing has been collecting dust for weeks and it's been bugging me for about that long.
Hunter Red- Don't you have a step stool?
Allison Red- Yes, but why do I need that when you're around?
Hunter Red- Because I'm not always around.
Keith Red- That jersey ain't going to be worth shit because it's a Yankees jersey.
Allison Red- So, what are you doing on Tuesday?
Hunter Red- Work.
Allison Red- What about after work?
Hunter rolls his eyes at his mother's questions.
Hunter Red- What do you need me to do?
Allison Red- What's with that tone?
Keith Red- Damn, that's a sweet hot rod.
Hunter Red- Whenever you ask me what my schedule is or what I'm doing on certain days, you always need me to do something. It's a way to see if I have nothing planned before you ask me to do something so that I have no way to get out of it.
Allison is offended by this statement.
Allison Red- Hunter, you act like I'm some sort of a burden. You act like whenever I ask you a question that there's always an motive behind it.
Hunter Red- Because there is. Last summer you asked me if I was planning to take a vacation, which I wasn't planning to, then you asked me if I could help you put in the garden that you don't attend to anymore. In the spring, you asked me what I was doing on Saturdays in March, when I said nothing much, you asked me to help you put in that display case in the front room. Even when I was in rehab, when you knew where I was and what I was doing, you were texting me about wanting help getting at the photo albums.
Keith Red- I told you that was a worthless pile of tin!
Allison Red- Is it so wrong to ask my son for help?
Hunter Red- No, it's not, but the way you ask for help aggravates me. It makes me think that any conversation with you can be turned into a request for help. Just be more direct about it. Don't ask me if I'm doing anything on Tuesday, say to me "I'm doing something on Tuesday, can you help with it?"
Allison Red- And you'll help with it?
Hunter Red- Yes, assuming I don't have work or an appointment with my psychologist, I will gladly help you with whatever you are doing.
Allison is relieved to hear this.
Allison Red- Okay. I want to start finishing the basement on Saturday. Can you help with that?
Hunter Red- Yes, I can. When do you need me to be here?
Allison Red- I was thinking ten.
Hunter Red- I'll be here.
Mother and son hug. There is no good reason for this other than it fits the moment.
Allison Red- Okay. Now, go downstairs and see how your father is.
Keith Red- What do you mean the hotrod is rusting from the inside?
Hunter Red- Actually, I think I have an appointment with Dr. Anderson.
Allison is slightly amused by this.
First Impressions- Little Deviants (Vita)
First of all...
I GOT A VITA AND YOU DON'T! NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA! :P
The levels that utilize the back touchscreen also have mixed results. I have often complained about playing games on my iPad because, in order to manipulate the game experience, I have to put my fingers in the way of what I'm playing. Putting a touchpad on the back of the Vita is a way or going around this problem. Now you can manipulate the game experience with your fingers without your fingers getting in the way of what you are playing. However, this also brings up an additional problem. When playing the levels of the game that utilized the back touchscreen, I had a hard time figuring out where my fingers were and where I should put them. Sure when I put my fingers on the back touchscreen it became clear to me where my fingers were, but I prefer to know what I will do in a game environment before I do it. As I played the game more I became more familiar with the placement of my fingers on the back touchscreen, but the problem of not seeing my fingers still came up sometimes while playing the game.
Hunter Red Submits His Name To Be A Judge
SeaWorld, arguing that whales should get the same protections as humans, the activist group People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals has filed a lawsuit against the organizers of the Westminster Dog Show.
The lawsuit is expected to go to court in June. This publication will keep you up to date on any developments in this case.
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While child pornography is reprehensible on it's own, and animal porn is in some circles equally sick, the combination of animal porn and child porn is something that is rarely seen. However, according to the reporting of Miss Bobbi, this particular kind of pornography is being uploaded at a faster rate than ever before. For this report, Julia Diana Bobbi prepared seventeen links that are examples of Animal Child Pornography. We warn you, the pics that are at the links provided are disturbing.
4- This is a child engaged in some sort of chocking game with a cat in the process of exhibiting his ears.