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 Hunter Red is sitting in his office working on Project Journal when his phone begins to ring.

Hunter Red-  Hello?

5toz Orgy-  Hunter.

5toz Orgy is the security guard for The Official Offices Of The Redertainment Corporation Of America.

Hunter Red-  Hey Toz, what's up?

5toz Orgy-  There's a delivery here for you.

Hunter Red looks out of his office door and sees the General Secretary of The Redertainment Corporation Of America, Liz, sitting at her desk working away.

Hunter Red-  Okay, why are you talking to me?  Liz deals with deliveries.

5toz Orgy-  It's not your typical delivery.

Hunter Red-  What is it?

5toz Orgy-  It's a woman.

Hunter Red-  A woman?

5toz Orgy-  Yes.

Hunter Red-  Allright, I'll be right down.

Hunter Red leaves his office and goes downstairs to where 5toz Orgy's security stand is at.  There he sees this woman.

Hunter Red looks at this woman then talks to 5toz Orgy.

Hunter Red-  Is this the delivery?

5toz Orgy-  Yes.

Hunter Red-  Who sent her.

5toz Orgy-  I don't know.  Why don't you ask her?

Hunter Red then begins to talk to the woman.

Hunter Red-  Hi.  I'm Hunter.  5toz tells me you're here to see me.

Natalie Gulbis-  Hi.  I'm Natalie Gulbis.  Clap Hands sent me.

Hunter Red-  Okay.  Why did they send you here?

Natalie Gulbis-  To play golf.

Hunter Red-  Okay.  I left my clubs at home, but I can go and get them.

Natalie Gulbis-  Okay, I can wait.

Hunter Red-  Okay, I'll be right back.

Natalie Gulbis-  Wait, before you go, I need you to do something first.

Hunter Red-  What's that?

Natalie Gulbis-  Dress me.

Hunter Red doesn't know quite what to make of this comment.

Hunter Red-  What?

Natalie Gulbis-  Dress me.  There are many styles and colours of clothes from you to choose form, but the choice is up to you.  Dress me.

Hunter Red still doesn't know what to make of this.

Hunter Red-  Okay.  I'm going to talk to my friend first before I make my decision.

Natalie Gulbis-  Okay.  I'll be waiting.

Hunter Red begins to talk again to 5toz Orgy.

Hunter Red-  Is this real?

5toz Orgy-  What do you mean?

Hunter Red-  Is this real?  Am I being setup?  Is this some sort of candid camera setup?

5toz Orgy-  No.  Why do you ask?

Hunter Red-  An amazingly attractive woman wants to play golf with me but is asking me to choose the kind of clothes she will wear first.  This does not happen in real life.  So, I want to know if this is real.

5toz Orgy-  There is one way to tell.

Hunter Red-  What's that?

5toz Orgy punches Hunter Red in the face.

Hunter Red-  Ow!  What was that for?

5toz Orgy-  Do you feel pain?

Hunter Red-  Yes, I feel pain!  You fucking punched me.

5toz Orgy-  The sensation of pain means that you are not dreaming.

Hunter Red-  I asked if this was a setup, not if it was a dream.

5toz Orgy-  Oh.  Sorry brother.

5toz Orgy looks at Natalie Gulbis still patiently waiting for Hunter Red.

5toz Orgy-  Why don't you just go with it?

Hunter Red-  What do you mean?

5toz Orgy-  Just go with it.  Don't do anything really creepy if it is a setup, but if it is real, wouldn't it be awesome?

Hunter Red looks at Natalie Gulbis, then talks to 5toz Orgy again.

Hunter Red-  Allright.  I'll go along with this.  Although, the only time I am in any way good at golf is when I play it in video game form.

5toz Orgy-  Can I come too?

Hunter Red-  I don't know.  I might have to buy a pass to do multiplayer.

5toz Orgy-  What?  That is such bullshit.

Hunter Red-  Dude, you get to play with her.

5toz Orgy looks at Natalie Gulbis again.

5toz Orgy-  I'm in.

END SCENE

 Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational (Vita): A

Hey!

 For the past little while, I've been contributing news to Dead Pixel Live: Loserly Edition.  One of the weeks I submitted news included a news story of several Vita titles that were to be released.  One of these titles was Michael Jackson: The Experience HD.  When this story was read on DPL:LE, I googled this game.  Among the things I found was a listing for Michael Jackson: The Experience HD on iTunes for $4.99.  The iTunes game appears to be the same as the Vita version, except for one key difference.  The Vita version sells for $39.99.  After seeing this, I decided to see if other Vita titles received similar treatment.

All prices listed are for new titles, if available.

Ben 10: Galactic Racing

Available on 3DS and Vita. 

3DS Price: $39.99

Vita Price: $29.99

BlazBlue: Continuum Shift II Plus

Available on 3DS and Vita. 

3DS Price: $20.

Vita Price: $39.99

F1 2011

Available on 3DS and Vita. 

3DS Price: $39.99

Vita Price: $39.99

FIFA Soccer

Available on 3DS and Vita. 

3DS Price: $39.99

Vita Price: $39.99

Rayman Origins

Available on PlayStation 3, Wii, Xbox 360, PlayStation Vita, Nintendo 3DS and Microsoft Windows.

AmazonListing For Rayman Origins

Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3

Available on PS3, Xbox 360, and Vita

PS3 Price:  $39.99

Xbox 360 Price:  $39.99

Vita Price:  $39.99

Virtua Tennis 4

Available on PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Microsoft Windows, Wii and PlayStation Vita.

AmazonListing for Virtua Tennis 4

Red Returns

Red Returns

It is Monday, and Hunter Red is making his return to the offices of The Redertainment Corporation Of America. As he enters the building, he runs into the security officer of The Official Offices of The Redertainment Corporation Of America, a man named 5toz Orgy.

5toz- Hunter!
Hunter- Toz, my man.

The two share a friendly hug.

5toz- How ya doing my man.
Hunter- Not bad, you?
5toz- Can't complain, can't complain.
Hunter- Yeah. What about this snow man?
5toz- I know. My kids and I had a blast making snow forts and snow angels yesterday.

Just then, a woman, pictured above, enters The Official Offices and approaches 5toz and Hunter and says-

Woman- Excuse me, I wondering if you can help me. I'm looking for The Redertainment Corporation Of America.
5toz- You found it.
Woman- Oh good. I've been wandering around, lost in this wind and cold, looking for this place.
Hunter- Yeah, this building is rather hard to find, unless you're told exactly where it is. Even then it's a crap shoot.
Woman- Are you Rodger Red? I'm supposed to be meeting with him right now.
Hunter- No, I'm Hunter. Rodger is upstairs.
Woman- Oh thank you. I'm Julia.
Hunter- Nice to meet you.
5toz- Well, I'm going to let you two go.
Hunter- Yeah, have fun today man.
5toz- You too.

Hunter and Julia make their way to the elevator. Upon entering the elevator, they are met with muzak. Julia gets a weird look on her face upon hearing it.

Julia- What is this?
Hunter- It's muzak.
Julia- Yeah, but this muzak sound funny.
Hunter- It's Dethklok muzak.
Julia- What's Dethklok?
Hunter- It's this metal band that totally brutal, unabashedly kick ass, and totally fake.
Julia- Fake?
Hunter- Yeah. Have you never heard of Dethklok?
Julia- No, I usually stick to more mellow music, like Dido and Kylie Minogue.
Hunter- Oh.

The elevator opens to the work offices of The Redertainment Corporation Of America.

Hunter- Okay, just check in with the receptionist, Liz, over there. If you have a meeting with Rodger, she should be expecting you.

Hunter and Julia part ways as Hunter goes into his office. Hunter turns on the lights of his office, looks around for a bit, then says-

Hunter- Where's my computer?
Rodger(In the work office area)- Hunter, Anthony, come out here, I want to introduce someone to you.

Hunter steps out of his office and is met by Anthony, pictured above.

Hunter- Anthony.
Anthony- Hunter.
Hunter- Do you know what happened to my computer?
Anthony- I assumed you weren't coming back, so I took it out of your office.
Hunter- What made you think I wasn't coming back?
Anthony- You were gone for three weeks.
Hunter- Yeah but I was still working. Also, if I wasn't coming back, why would I leave all my video game figurines here?

Rodger, pictured above, grabs Hunter and Anthony's attention.

Rodger- Excuse me. I thought I'd call you out here to introduce to you the newest employee at The Redertainment Corporation Of America, Julua Diana Bobbi.
Julia- Hello.
Anthony- Hey, that's great. Is she going to be my secretary?
Rodger- No, she's a writer and a television host.
Anthony- And I'm sure she can make a great cup of coffee.

Rodger is visibly annoyed by this comment from Anthony.

Rodger- I was going to do this privately, but since you're insistent on disrespecting our new employee, I have another announcement.
Anthony- What's that?
Rodger(To Anthony)- You're fired.

Anthony is visibly shocked by this.

Anthony- I'm fired?
Rodger- Yes.
Anthony- Me?
Rodger- Yes, you Anthony Severe.
Anthony- But- but- but-
Hunter- Does this mean I can walk right into Anthony's office and take back my computer?
Rodger- Yes, but it's no longer Anthony's office, it's Julia's.
Julia- Wow, I get my own office?
Hunter- Everyone gets their own office. Even Liz has an office for- Wait, what do you do in your office, Liz?
Liz- Nothing much. My office mostly houses my shrine to Don Draper.
Anthony(Getting audibly angry)- Wait a damn minute! If you're going to fire me in this public setting, then I am going to demand to know why, in this public setting, why I am getting fired.
Rodger- Theft of office supplies.

Anthony is confused by this.

Anthony- Because I took Hunter's computer out of his office?
Rodger- No, because when I was over at your house for that wine tasting the other night, I saw a box of Official Redertainment Corporation Of America branded pens on the desk in your office.
Anthony- What were you doing in my office?
Rodger- I was looking for a pen. Anyway, what was twenty minutes is now fifteen. Get to getting out, Anthony.

Anthony storms off angrily while Rodger goes back into his office.

Julia(To Hunter)- So should I wait untill Anthony clears out before I go in his office?
Hunter- Probably. He might start indiscriminately tearing shit up, so it might take a couple of days to clean up.
Julia- Okay. By the way, could you not swear around me. I'm conservative and a Mormon.

Julia walks into Rodger's office to discuss her employment. Hunter gets a weird look on his face.

Hunter- This should be fun.

END SCENE



The Third Annual Four Star Gaming Awards: Nomination Special

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