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On Tuesday it was announced that the mammoth Bethesda RPG The Elder Scrolls V: Skryim would be receiving DLC.  That's right, the game with an estimated 382904 hours of gameplay in it would be getting more gameplay.

In a statement, Bethesda spokesman Bill Lumbergh said, "Recently, we found out that people have stopped playing our game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.  The reason they stopped playing our game, The Elder Scrolls V: Skryim, is because they ran out of quests to play in the game.  We find this to be a problem, so we created a whole new 23985 hours of gameplay for our customers to enjoy.  And we won't stop there.  We want our customers to never stop playing out game, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.  Hell, is we could come up with a way for our customers to make a living off our game, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, we would.  Wait.  I have it!".

This is when the interview ended and Mr. Lumbergh ran out of the room.  Shortly after the interview terminated, another batch of DLC was announced for The Elder Scrolls : Skyrim.  This DLC will be called "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: Cubicle Expansion Pack".

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Rumor Mongering Trolls From French Guiana

Are subterranean trolls responsible for the near collapse of the American banking system? More on this story after this.



Rumor Mongering



Recently, a number of outlandish rumors have been circulating about the PS4. These rumors range from release dates, control schemes, manufacturers, and possible specifications. However, a rumor floated on a recent episode of Orange Lounge Radio may be the most outlandish.



On the 419th episode of Orange Lounge Radio, a tweet from a high level media figure was read. This tweet stated that the Playstation 4 will incorporate "Body Movin' the hit song by the Beastie Boys." Further research on this rumor finds that this is entirely fake, and may be a misdirection done by a Sony employee to fool the public. That, or, it was the work of some jackass on the internet. Either way, the Beastie Boys/PS4 rumor has been found to be false. The rumor about the PS4 being a combination video game console/panini machine are still being researched.





Are subterranean trolls responsible for the near collapse of the American banking system?

No.



Experimentation



I'm going to be trying something this week. I will be experimenting with putting my blog post on Google+. I want to try this because there appears to be no limit on the amount of characters you can put into a Google+ update. There won't be any pictures or links, unless I learn how to do that, and if I don't like the way it looks it may be a one off. Again, I have a Google+ account. Jealous?





Are we at risk from a takeover by the country of French Guiana? More after this.







Are we at risk from a takeover by the country of French Guiana?
No.