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Inception To Perversion



Hunter Red and Robin Anderson are sitting in Robin's office leafing through some rather thick magazines.

Robin- Are you as disinterested in what's in these magazines as I am?
Hunter- I'm only interested in seeing if body builders could tear these magazines in two like they can phone books.

Seifer Kinneas comes wandering into Robin's office. He looks to be in an absolute daze.

Robin- Hey boss, what's up?
Seifer- I just saw Inception.
Robin- What did you think of it?

Seifer doesn't respond.

Hunter- Seifer, you okay?
Seifer- You know how in Inception Leonardo Di Caprio's character knows he's in the real world because a top he spins can fall?
Hunter- Yeah.
Seifer- I just realized that I haven't seen a top fall in a very long time.
Robin- What do you mean?
Seifer- I've been living in Utah for several years now, and in that time I haven't seen a top fall. I need to know this world is real. I need to see a top fall.

Seifer then looks squarely at Robin.

Robin- What are you looking at me for?

Hunter then stands up.

Hunter- Hey boss!

Hunter takes off the shirt he's wearing, holds it out beside him, then lets it drop to the floor.

Hunter- Have you seen a top fall now?

Seifer looks at Hunter and says-

Seifer- How come your boobs are bigger than Robin's?

Robin throws the magazine she was looking through at Seifer, hitting him in the head and knocking his out. Robin and Hunter stand over Seifer, look at Seifer, and say-

Robin- Are we going to have to wake him up in time for out wedding?
Hunter- Nah. He'd just raid the open bar and hit on my mom.

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You're All Invited

Elvis and Allison Red And Denis and Marissa Anderson
are proud to announce the wedding of
Hunter Wallace Red and Robin Crystal Anderson
On November First, in the year of your Lord Two Thousand and Ten.
A private ceremony will be held with a public reception to follow at the Gnasu Reception Hall at 8583 South East Temple, Sandy, Utah. All are invited to attend the reception and wish the happy couple a joyous and fruitful life together.
The couple is registered at The Blue Boutique.
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