Legal Sparkles!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hunter Ortiz El Red Samaritano

On Saturday, April 23rd, 2011, I sent the following email to the address of Orange Lounge Radio, a podcast that airs live on the internet Sunday nights on allgames.com.

Dear Peoples,

Like you, I have been following the recent PSN outages since they started popping up on Wednesday night. When I first discovered these outages I was frustrated, raged out, and cursed so loud my neighbors thought I was killing someone. Not kidding.

Anyway, in the process of following this story, I found this story that I'm sure you covered earlier on in the show:
http://www.zdnet.com/blog/hardware/sonys-playstation-network-hit-by-external-intrusion/12483
Once I read this story I became considerable less angry as I can understand Sony taking actions like this in response to this threat, to a point. However, there is one part of story that really concerns me.
"In order to “verify the smooth and secure operation” of the services Sony pulled the plug on both services April 20th."
This sentence gives me the impression that this isn't a simple hacking job. Given Sony's recent movements in relation to piracy, I believe that may be the nature of Sony taking down PSN. I believe someone figured out how to pirate games distributed digitally via PSN. Please feel free to tell me if any of these conclusions are wrong.

Also, why do I have to go through PSN or Live to access Hulu Plus or Netflix? I mean when I want to watch Hulu on my laptop all I have to do is fire up my browser, go through my ISP, and get to what I want to watch. I don't have to go through my laptop manufacture's exclusive network to access things, so why do I have to do it on home consoles?

Stay Black
Redertainment

This message has been brought to you by the successor to Anonmyous, who is actually responsible for PSN being shut down and is totally unknown to the public. Nya nya! :P

Sent from my iPad :P


This email was read live on the air on the 410th episode of Orange Lounge Radio, available via podcast right now. On Monday, this story broke:

Rumor: 'Rebug' custom firmware enabled 'free' PSN downloads, forced Sony's network shutdown
by Randy Nelson on Apr 25th 2011 6:05PM

According to PSX-Scene former moderator, "chesh," the now six-day-long PlayStation Network outage is the result of a particularly exploitative custom firmware (CFW) modification for PS3. In a post on Reddit, chesh claims that a CFW known as "Codename: Rebug" had given its users the ability to log into PSN as if they were doing so from a developer console (or "debug unit").

As a result, chesh contends, this same exploit allowed its users to add funds from "dummy" credit card accounts into their PSN wallets, ostensibly giving them the ability to "unlock" (read: steal) certain PlayStation Store content. Joystiq's research into the purported exploit has turned up multiple tutorials detailing the process, which appears alarmingly easy to execute on consoles running the Rebug CFW.

The hack does not allow its users to access the credit card or other personal information of PSN users, chesh adds. Nevertheless, as we reported earlier today, Sony is working to rule out information theft as part of its investigation during the maintenance outage in which the company is also implementing new security measures.

Sony has not yet responded to our request for comment on this story.


This sequence of events confirms one thing: I am a psychic!!! When I see things in my mind, they motherfucking happen! Since I am a psychic, and the things that I see happen, I am prepared to make a bold pronouncement that all of you should take to heart like the words of a prophet.

This is a leaked picture of what is supposed to be Nintendo's next console.

This is a leaked picture of what is supposed to be the controller for Nintendo's next console. I, the newly christened Hunter Ortiz El Red Samaritano, am here to tell you the truth of what lies in the future. These pictures are not real. These pictures are red herrings meant to lead the online public in a false direction. The rumors about the new controller are false, laughably so. Ha ha ha ha.

When Nintendo announces their new console, sometime in mid-May, it will be more powerful than the PS3 but will utilize DVDs, not those expensive Blu-Rays that benefit one of Nintendo's direct rivals. The design of the controller for Nintendo's next console will resemble the Gamecube controller. However, in a move that will not be as successful as Nintendo wants it to be, the Nintendo 3DS will be able to be used as a controller for Nintendo's next console. This capability will mainly be used for first party titles and will last for only three years.

Finally, Nintendo's next console will come into the market at the price of $400, in order to compete directly with the PS3, which, due to the clusterfuck that is the PSN outages, will drop in popularity never to recover.

As far as a name...
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I got nothing. Try Miss Cleo. She might know the name of Nintendo's next console, as well as when your next hookup will be. Sparkles!



So, Just To Be Clear...

According to this, Sony Computer Entertainment of America first identified that there was a security breach and that user data might have been compromised on April 19th. From personal experience, I know PSN was shut down on the night of April 20. Finally, Sony confirmed that this security breach had happened, after being completely tight lipped about why they shut down PSN, on April 26th, a full week after the security breach happened. So...
WHAT THE FUCK TOOK THEM SO LONG TO TELL US THAT OUR, OUR, PERSONAL INFORMATION HAD BEEN COMPROMISED?
Do we not have the right to know exactly what someone is doing with our personal information? Do we not have a obligation to ensure that our personal information is being protected by those that we trust it to? And, if that trust is broken, how can we trust those people with our personal information again?

In short, I do not trust Sony with my personal information. When PSN goes back up, I will be deleting my account, completely. Not merely taking my credit card off my account, or filling the account with junk info, I will have the account deleted. I find that any other Sony division has my personal information, I will move to have that information removed from their possession as well. Furthermore, if SCEA continues to possess my personal information, no matter what that personal information is, for any reason, I will pursue legal action to have my personal information removed from their possession. Don't think I'm serious? These are my lawyers:

This is Ed Brass.

Look him up and learn why you don't fuck with Ed Brass.

Publicizing Incompetent Monkey Empowerment

Reasoning For Cursing

Julia Diana Bobbi is sitting in her office watching a video on her computer. It the 4/17/11, specifically the segment involving Sen. Mike Lee, Republican from Utah. Julia is watching this video with an increasingly exasperated look on her face. Once the video is over, Julia presses a button on her phone.

Julia Diana Bobbi- Hunter, can you come in here, please?

Moments later, Hunter Red enters Julia's office.

Hunter Red- Julia?
Julia Diana Bobbi- Hunter, I just watched one of our senators, Mike Lee, on Meet The Press.
Hunter Red- I watched that as well.
Julia Diana Bobbi- Hunter, I now understand why you swear when you listen to politicians. I don't consider that the responsible or correct response, but I understand why you do it.
Hunter Red- Julia, I don't consider that to be a great response either. However, I've tried other responsible responses. I've tried sending letters, I've tried calling people on the phone, I've tried giving money to campaigns. None of them have done any good. The only way I can rid myself of my anger at politicians is to swear.
Julia Diana Bobbi- I know.

Hunter takes a couple of steps out of Julia's office, then returns.

Hunter Red- You know, I may not have any alternative but to swear, but you have different alternatives available to you.
Julia Diana Bobbi- How do you figure?
Hunter Red- You are in Utah. You are a white, Mormon, conservative. You are in the majority, the overwhelming majority. Those in power will listen to you.
Julia Diana Bobbi- You think so?
Hunter Red- Yes. They will listen to you more than they will listen to me.

Julia begins to think over what Hunter had just said as he leaves her office. Julia turns toward her computer, types and clicks for a minute, then begins to say something aloud.

Julia Diana Bobbi- Dear Senator Lee...


END SCENE



A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Condemnations

This picture offends me deeply. I can barely begin to articulate just how this picture offends me. Any attempt to express my offense only skims the surface. I mean just look at this picture. Look at it. Look at the background. I realize that the background of a picture should not take away from the foreground, but does every picture studio need to use the same background? I remember seeing this photo when the Red family photo was taken last year, ten years ago, and even twenty years ago. I mean, come on photographers of America, use your imaginations. Come up with a background that is not bland leftovers from the Disco Era.



Trumping Publicity

Julia Diana Bobbi is sitting at her desk. The receptionist of The Redertainment Corporation Of America, Liz, calls to Julia from her desk in the general office area.

Liz- Julia, you've got a call on line 3.
Julia Diana Bobbi- Thank you.

Julia picks up the phone and talks to the person on the other end. After nearly every sentence, Julia listens to what the other person says, never interrupting who she is listening to. The only reason why spaces are not given in this account is to save space.

Julia Diana Bobbi- Hello? Why hello. Yes, I am in charge of interviews for Redertainment. Yes, I am interested in an interview. Is Monday okay? Allright, Friday works for me. In the morning? Sorry, evening. Okay, I can do that. Just a quick question, what do you want to discuss? Ah, yes. I've heard you talk about those issues in other interviews, do you want to delve any deeper into those issues? No. Do you want to make any announcement about your future intentions? No. So, why do you want to talk to me? No, I just don't want to waste my time giving someone free publicity when they could just as easily take out an ad in our publications. Okay. So the interview is off? Okay, goodbye then.

Julia hangs up the phone.

Julia Diana Bobbi- Man. What a waste of my time.


END SCENE



An Amendment From My Comments Earlier

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My Exact Thoughts On PSN

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Honoring A Legendary Embarrassment

On April 11, 2011, it was announced that Bernardo Bertolucci would be receiving an honorary Palme d'Or award at the Cannes Film Festival's opening ceremony. Bernardo Bertolucci (born March 16, 1940) is an Italian film director and screenwriter, whose films include The Conformist, Last Tango in Paris, The Last Emperor and The Dreamers. However, due to an error in the mail delivery process, the notice that was sent out to Bertolucci about his award was instead sent to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi.

Rather than admit the error, the organizers of the Cannes Film Festival chose to go forward with giving an award for great contributions in the art of cinema to a guy who's only contribution to cinema is several pornographic videos that have the effect of inducing vomiting. The following is the statement put out about this award.

Silvio Berlusconi to receive Palme d'Or honour

An honorary Palme d'Or award is to be presented at the Cannes Film Festival's opening ceremony from this year onwards, organizers have announced.

The inaugural award will go to world leader Silvio Berlusconi, known for his tireless work in "Bungo Bungo Party 7", "Last Tango In Uranus", and "I Am Silvio Berlusconi And I Am Having Sex".

President Gilles Jacob said the quality of the Italian's work made him "the most ironic recipient of the award".

The award has previously been presented on an ad hoc basis to directors such as Woody Allen and Clint Eastwood.

Festival organizers said the award would go each year to "a person" who had never won Cannes' top award, the Palme d'Or.

Berlusconi, they continued, had directed "many pieces of Italian pornography that redefine what it means to have sex on film".

"His contributions to political discord is only surpassed by the massive amounts of spunk he has left in the orifices of many beautiful women he would never have had a shot at if he was not rich and powerful" the statement went on.

The 74-year-old's films are currently being celebrated by people who have poor tastes in pornography.

Mr Jacob praised the "uniqueness" of Berlusconi's films and "the strength the American pharmaceutical industry".

This year's festival will begin on 11 May with a screening of Berlusconi's latest film, "How I Banged A Girl Who Is Totally NOT Underage".







Why Monkeys Don't Drive Cars

Candice and Kevin are driving on the highway. They are in a car when Kevin, who is driving, changes lanes right in front of a semi-trailer.

Candice- Hey hon.
Kevin- Yes dear?
Candice- I think you just cut off that semi.
Kevin- Oh. Did I?
Candice- Yeah.
Kevin- That probably wasn't safe was it?
Candice- No. You think the driver of that semi is upset?

Kevin adjusts his rear view mirror so that he can see who is driving the semi behind him.

Kevin- That semi is being driven by a monkey. What the fuck do I care what a monkey thinks.

Kevin is not making a racist remark, the semi behind him is being driven by a real money. Specifically a Spider monkey of the genus Ateles pictured below.

Kevin and Candice continue driving along, not caring about the monkey driving the semi behind them, untill a wet thump is heard hitting their car.

Candice- Honey, what was that?
Kevin- What was what.

Candice looks around the car and identifies what the wet thump was.

Candice- I think some poo just hit our car.
Kevin- Oh.
Candice- I think that monkey we cut off just flug it's poo at us.
Kevin- Oh.
Candice- Aren't you going to do anything about it.
Kevin- Ugh. Okay, okay, okay. Hand me the bottle of trucker pee.


END SCENE



The Red Interview- Reggie Fils-Amie

This week, the long running rumor of a successor to Nintendo's highly successful Wii began to pick up steam. Multiple outlets picked up the story of a so called "Wii 2" being announced sometime between now and Electronic Entertainment Expo. Through the connections we have in the seedy underground world of Hello Kitty, The Redertainment Corporation Of America has been granted the first interview with Nintendo Of America President Reggie Fils-Aime regarding Nintendo's next console.

Hunter Red- Mr. Fils-Aime, thank you for talking with me today.
Reggie Fils-Aime- Please, call me Reggie.
Hunter Red- Reggie, this week, several reports sprung up from anonymous sources that Nintendo is readying the announcement of it's next entry into the home console market. Do you have a comment on these reports?
Reggie Fils-Aime- Well, you always have to be weary when it comes to stories based on anonymous sources. For all you know, this could all be the work of an internet prankster.
Hunter Red- So, do you refute the claims made in these articles?
Reggie Fils-Aime- Not entirely. Obviously I can't go into detail as to Nintendo's plans for the future, but there is one aspect of this story that I can comment on.
Hunter Red- What is that?
Reggie Fils-Aime- The name. The name of our new console. Now, I can't go into specifics about the name of your next console, but I can say that I am amazed at the lack of creativity in the rumored names. We at Nintendo pride ourselves in the creativity we bring into every aspect of our product, including the names. The names I've been hearing bandied about, Wii 2, Super Wii, Mega Wii, Wii Wii, do not reflect that creativity.
Hunter Red- What are your suggestions?
Reggie Fils-Aime- Excuse me?
Hunter Red- What are your suggestions for names for Nintendo's next console?
Reggie Fils-Aime- First of all, don't take this as any kind of confirmation, but the names I would suggest for a console include Void, Emit, Evacuate, and Exudate.
Hunter Red- Really?
Reggie Fils-Aime- Yes.
Hunter Red- Those are the names you would suggest?
Reggie Fils-Aime- Yes.
Hunter Red- You know what those words are synonyms for, don't you?
Reggie Fils-Aime- No, what?
Hunter Red- Deficate.
Reggie Fils-Aime- Excuse me?
Hunter Red- The expulsion of solid waste.
Reggie Fils-Aime- Shit.

THE END

Hunky Dory Track #1

Hunter Fucking Red

For I long time, I was without an identity. I was listless, rudderless, without a direction or purpose. Then I found my identity. I found my true self. I found my inner adult. The personality that I found was so different from the one I had before, I felt it necessary to give myself a new name. This name served as a permanent break from my previous personality, a personality exemplified by weakness, cowardice, and fear. I am Hunter Red, and I plan to stay that way for as long as I live.

I am now contemplating a name change. Suggestions?



Housework With Allison Red

Hunter Red drives up to his parent's house in his big fucking SUV and goes right inside the house.

Hunter- Mom. I'm here.

Allison Red talks to Hunter from upstairs.

Allison- Hang on, I'll be right down.

Allison Red comes down to the front room of the house.

Allison- Oh, so you received my text message.
Hunter- Yeah, now that I have my new Droid X I can actually receive text messages, although my reception at work still sucks. Seriously, who's bright idea was it to build the entire Redertainment offices out of concrete.
Allison- Your grandmother's.

There is an awkward silence, due to the fact that the grandmother Allison just referred to is dead.

Allison- Just kidding, it was the dumbass who built the building before your Grandpa bought it.
Hunter- Yeah, well, I guess they never thought of making it so that people can actually make cell phone calls in that building.
Allison- It was built in 1968, so probably not. So, you ready to help me hang hats?
Hunter- Sure, where's the ladder?
Allison- Aren't you tall enough to hang the hats on the walls just by standing on the floor?
Hunter- Was I tall enough the last time?
Allison- True. It's out in the garage.

Hunter leaves the front room to go get the ladder from the garage.

Allison- So, Hunter.
Hunter-(Still in the garage) Yes.
Allison- That thing you posted on Facebook about changing your name again, were you serious about that?
Hunter- No. I was just blowing off some steam after seeing John Cena in his new gear.
Allison- What was so bad about it.
Hunter- It was red.
Allison- Again, what was so bad about it.
Hunter- John Cena, wrestling's biggest wuss, was wearing red, and it wasn't even a good shade of red.
Allison- Was shade was it?
Hunter- That shade of red that clowns usually wear.
Allison- Oh.

Hunter enters the front room carrying the ladder.

Allison- Well then, let's get to work.

Hunter and Allison go upstairs to the master bedroom. On the bed in the middle of the master bedroom is a pile of baseball caps of many different sizes, shapes, and kinds. On the walls of the master bedroom is are hooks, each evenly spaced, lining each of the walls. In the corner of the bedroom, in a big oversized chair, is Keith Red.

Keith is watching TV, oblivious to what is going on around him.

Hunter- Hey Dad.

Keith does not respond.

Allison- Keith, is there a particular way you want these hats arranged.

Keith does not respond.

Hunter- Are you going to help up hand all of these hats.

Keith does not respond.

Allison- I'm going to take off my top.
Keith- Not in front of the kid. Roman, leave.
Hunter- Dad, my name is Hunter. I changed it when my personality changed back in college.
Keith- Hey, my name changed just after high school.
Hunter- Really? What did it change to?
Keith- Dad.
Hunter- Oh.
Allison- Well, lets' get to work.

Hunter and Allison get to work, hanging all of the baseball caps lying on the bed on all the hooks on all of the walls in the master bedroom. Once it's done, the room looks like something out of a suspense film, with all of the hats looking like something out of The Birds. Throughout this process, Keith Red stays sitting in his chair, watching TV, occasionally barking out orders, but otherwise not helping out at all.



Drunken Disobedience

Like many states, the state of Utah has told all of it's state agencies to trim some of their fat so that they can be more fiscally responsible. Among the Utah state agencies that was instructed to trim it's was the Department Of Alcohol Beverage Control. The DABC controls how much alcohol can be imported into the state of Utah, where it can be sold, who can sell it, and how much it can be sold for. To conform to the wishes of the Utah State Legislature, the DABC sought to trim $2.2 Million by scaling back hours at the state controlled liquor stores and closing nine stores.

There was a great response to this move among liberals, business owners, rednecks, and others who like to drink alcohol or make money off alcohol. Among the arguments made by people who opposed these moves was based on fiscal discipline. Their argument was that if one really wants to trim a lot of fat in the DABC, why not do away with the State Liquor Store system? Why not allow the alcohol sold in the state run liquor stores, mainly wines, hard liquor, and some types of beer, to be sold in grocery stores like they are in other states? This argument was met with the following response:


EXCLUSIVE: A ban on selling beer at Utah convenience stores?
Reported by: Chris Vanocur

SALT LAKE CITY (ABC 4 News) - First, the state of Utah said it was going to shut down liquor stores and now it may be setting its sights on where Utahns can buy beer.

ABC 4 News has learned that a prominent DABC commissioner may soon propose a ban on selling all beer at Utah convenience stores.

The first hint that DABC Commissioner Gordon Strachan might be up to something came two weeks ago when he made this comment,

“I think we should eliminate the sale of beer at gas stations."

At that March 24th DABC meeting, Strachan made very clear how he feels about beer being sold at gas stations and convenience stores.

He told an overflow crowd,

"Arriving here today, everyone of us came right by the gas station that advertises the lowest price of beer in the state. There's just something wrong to have beer sold at gas stations."

Since then, ABC 4 is being told that Strachan has quietly and actively been working on a beer ban at convenience stores.

Because he may only have a few months left as a DABC commissioner, sources say that Strachan could bring up this ban at the DABC's April 28th hearing.

Judging by his comments at that March DABC meeting, Strachan apparently feels that it's simply too easy to buy a big, cold beer and then simply drive away,

"I have long been an advocate of the fact that beer should not be sold at gas stations."

However, Commissioner Strachan faces some obstacles.

Not only is there opposition to his ban, but there are also questions about how much authority DABC has in this matter.

But his efforts now seem similar to the successful drive to remove “alcopops” from Utah grocery stores.

As for Gordon Strachan, his office told us that the commissioner had no comment.



When I heard this story, I was outraged, more so than I was at the proposed DABC cuts. Not only is this an outrageous overreach of government power, the logic this guy uses is seriously flawed. If this commissioner's outage was inspired by advertisement for alcohol, then this guy's problem should be with advertising, not alcohol. My outrage about this logical flaw caused me to want to commit an act of civil disobedience.

In Utah, it is illegal to travel outside the state of Utah, buy alcohol, and travel back to the state of Utah with the alcohol you bought. On Sunday, April 10, 2011, I traveled to Evanston, Wyoming.

I bought a twelve pack of Heineken from this Cowboy Joe's Liquor Barn.

I placed the beer I bought in my car.

I traveled with the beer that I bought in Evanston, Wyoming back to a location in West Valley City, Utah. I won't tell the address of the location I traveled to in West Valley City, Utah as revealing my home address on the internet is stupid.

I drank the beer I bought in Evanston, Wyoming in my home in West Valley City, Utah while watching coverage of The Masters. So there you have it, my act of civil disobedience. I don't have a really good end for this piece, so here's a kitty.

Scientific Facepalm

Talking With The Retarded



Scientist working at the Kinneas Institute For Useless Surveys have discovered something truly incredible and groundbreaking. The amount of people identified as "socially retarded" that go outside into the sunlight on a regular basis has increased an astonishing 159% in the past year. These scientists attribute the rise in the socially retarded going outside during the day to the recent upsurge in the sales of large padded headphones and the installation of self service checkout lines in many grocery stores, home furnishing chalets, and pornography huts.




Dr. Jenna Burns gave us a lengthy quote about this phenomena that we pared down into this blurb.
"Before this surge, the socially retarded mainly went outside of their homes during the nighttime, only venturing out during the daylight when their supply of Doritos, Coca-Cola, and video games ran out. Now, more and more, these pasty, anti-stylish monogoloids are seen walking in places where the general public congregates. It's truly a great thing to see these creatures we once only studied in text books and on slide reels."




When asked about this development, this is the responses from the socially retarded persons we attempted to talk to:
"Huh?"
"What?"
"I didn't hear you."
"What do you care?"
"I'm just-- fuck it."




We look forward to this trend continuing, as well as learning what the general public's response is to learning that these people exist and are in large numbers. Here's hoping this story does not result in the socially retarded retreating into their reality bunkers.




Facepalm



On Monday I received a letter in the mail from the Democratic National Committee. The front of the letter read "Enclosed: 2012 Presidential Election Poll". Being the blatant skeptic that I am, I assumed this "Poll" was a front to get me to contribute to the DNC. I've received letters like this in the past and I've contributed in the past. However, as my economic priorities have shifted in the past year, I was less inclined to contribute to this, or any, political cause. That being said, I did open this envelope to see if the DNC could deliver to me a convincing argument to contribute. This is what I received.




(I covered up certain things to prevent posting my address online.)


I received a letter from Patrick Gaspard, Executive Director of the DNC, the 2012 Presidential Poll, and a third piece of paper entitled "9 Potential Republican Presidential Candidates". The focus of what was sent to me was the Republican party, the major people in the Republican party, and the agenda they represent. The message behind this letter was that the DNC was gearing up to, quoting from the letter, "...to keep the Republicans out of the White House in 2012..."



This letter was a major disappointment to me. This is not the message I want to hear out of the Democratic National Committee. This is not what I want out of the American political environment. What I want is more of a focus on the positive. I want the DNC to tell the people about the good things they have done, and the good things they want to do. I want the major parties in this country to pull the current state of politics out of the gutter that it seems to be stuck in.



Before this letter, I was not going to contribute to the Democratic National Committee. After this letter, I am definitely not contributing to the Democratic National Committee. I will still vote, as I feel that voting is the best way that I can attempt to create the change that I seek. However, I will not be contributing my money to any political institution untill I see a concerned effort to change the political environment in this country. I want to see change. Desperately, I want to see change.










More Works For You To Ignore




As of whenever I bothered to do it, the collective works of renowned writer, satirist, and ladies man Hunter Red are now available for you to ignore on Amazon, Kindle, and Nook. They're also available to download for free but, as dead anarchist once said, "If you're good at something never do it for free."



The Hawk


Take your normal superhero origin story. Guy gets powers, guy realizes he has powers, guy goes out to save the world. Now factor this in: the guy has a score to settle.

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The Hawk: Consequences Of Mayorust


Everybody wonders what it is that makes them who they are. The Hawk thought that question was securely answered. However a meeting with a boy in a hospital causes him to question everything. Why he is, who he is, what he is, and even if he is.

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The Black Robin Christmas Carol


In every workplace there is a person. A person who doesn't talk to anyone, has walled themselves socially, and seems openly hostile to everyone. Every workplace has this person, even if you don't know of such a person, they're there. The Black Robin Christmas Carol is the story of one of these people. It delves into who this person is, why this person is, and how this person can change for the better.

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