Found Questioning

Recently Ask.FM has seen an uptick in popularity.  With such internet dignitaries as skie and Rob Roberts joining in on the craze, I thought I would as well due to me being a lemming.  However, rather than joining Ask.FM, I thought I'd go about answering question from the internet in a different fashion.

Found poetry is a real and legitimate form of poetry, even having it's own Wikipedia entry.  Writers who engage in found poetry find examples of combinations of words that are in their environment that they find to be significant.  Sure you can question whether found poetry is truly creative, but people who bring up questions like that are rarely able to see the gentle beauty in everyday life.  Also, those people suck.

So I've decided, rather than solicit question from one source, to scour the internet looking for question that I can answer.  Sure these questions may not be directed toward me, but questions rarely are.  Okay, here goes.

Would You Have Sex With a Robot?

Yes.

Project Build An AWESOME Bridge

Okay, I'm moving to China.  This bridge that is proposed to be build it so AWESOME!  We simply don't have things like this in America, and we certainly don't have things like this is the cultural wasteland that I am currently mired in.  I want to see more things like this and I want to live in a place where things like this are being actively built.  I can't think of a single reason why living in China would be a bad idea.

That doesn't qualify as a bad idea for that is AWESOME!

Again, this is awesome and not a reason to not move there.

Okay, as long as I avoid tanks I'll be fine.

Okay, I'm stay here.  I might not have awesome architectural marvels where I live, but I do have a legitimate excuse to wear a t-shirt that reads SL,UT, and, really, isn't that what every guy wants?

What do you mean no!?!