Is The Club A Recruitment Tool



On August 6th the American Civil Liberties Union made their objections to America's Army known to the public. In my search for more information on this story, I stumbled across something incredibly interesting. The FBI, INTERPOL and Torchwood are investigating Sega for possible connections to SUIAC.

Public details on SUIAC are few and far between, however a confidential source inside the Department of Justice has provided me with a great deal of information on this organization. SUIAC, or Secret Underground Illegal Acts Collective, is an organization based in Geneva, Switzerland, but with offices in London, New York, Bangkok, and Moscow. SUIAC members are generally wealthy aristocrats who are not in the public eye. Very little is known about the identities of members, but they are reported to have great influence in the fields of photography, chemicles, and private technologies.

SUIAC specializes in setting up events that feature activities that are illegal in most jurisdictions. These activities include fights to the death, human hunts, sexual relations with minors, and trepanation. These events are usually very expensive, arduous to get to, and a closely guarded secret. However, in recent years, attendance in SUIAC events have gone down. Because of this, the Secret Underground Illegal Acts Collective have been secretly recruiting new members. Torchwood believes that The Club is the most public of the recruitment drives. A secret memo from the desk of Torchwood cheif Captain Jack Harkness says, "because of leads gained from the discovery of The Club recruitment drive, we are very close to shutting down SUIAC for good."

No charges have been filed in connection with the joint investigation into the Secret Underground Illegal Acts Collective. However, I have been made aware of the next SUIAC event. It will take place on September 27th at Usana Amphitheater, West Valley City, Utah. Rumored participants in this event include Gregori Chad Petree, JT Woodruff, and Andrew McMahon.

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