Hair Of The Guy That Bit You


When you are hungover, there are things that you happen upon that sound good when, under normal circumstances, you would never reasonably consider.

Guy Fieri's New Menu Offers a 52-oz Bloody Mary Garnished with Sausage


This is not one of those.  A drink garnished with sausage is the kind of thing I'd only eat if you paid me.  And threatened me.  And paid me more.  And threatened me again.  And then threatened to not pay me.  And then paid me more.

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