11 Questions With Hunter Red

I have, in the past, answered questions that I found in Maxim Magazine.  I did this in order to tweek gender norms, as well as to make a statement as to the insulting and sexist questions that are often posed to women in Maxim Magazine.  I did once try to find similarly demeaning questions in an issue of Playboy and found no success.  This time I'm not going to answer questions posed to a model by a magazine.  Rather, this time I am going to answer questions posed to a model by the Tumblr account for Victoria's Secret.

The following questions are taken from a post entitled "11 Questions With Behati Prinsloo".

Fill in the blank: I wouldn’t leave the house without __________.

My wallet, keys, cellphone, and iPod.

Who is your style icon?

Mick Foley

One place you haven’t traveled to but are dying to go to?

New York to see The Daily Show with John Daly

What would you be doing if this were 1995?

Dreading having to spend another day in Junior High.

Best movie to watch when it’s cold outside?

Do I have to choose?  Can't I just get drunk and watch random things on Netflix?

Going out or staying in?

Staying in.  Outside is overrated.

What piece of technology could you absolutely not live without?

My car

Longest you’ve ever held a plank?

I have never planked.  Why would anyone do that?  What kind of stupid question is that?  What is this, three years ago?

Last TV Show you binge-watched?

Better Off Ted

Last book you read?

House of Holes by Nicholson Baker

Song that’s stuck in your head right now?

This

Bad On Top Of Bad

A couple of times in your life, you run across something that is unquestionably a bad idea.  Hitting a golf ball out of somebody's mouth is one of them.  It doesn't matter if the golfer in question is John Daly, a well known and trained golfer with decades of experience hitting golf balls for money.  The reason that this is a bad idea is this:

The story of the model suing Playboy after a golf stunt went wrong is one that made the rounds on the internet last month.  Given the date that the John Daly stunt occurred, the people involved in the stunt should have been aware of the botched Playboy stunt, and been more adverse to doing going forward with the stunt since major structural damage to the face due to impact with a golf driver is more likely than major structural damage to the buttocks due to impact with a golf driver.  Even the people involved in the Playboy stunt should have known better due to a previous radio stunt.

After the Hold Your Wee For A Wii contest, which resulted in the death of one of the participants, radio stations across the nation reformed the way that they handle contests, and became less likely to hold contest that involve actual physical activity.  In fact, long ago many radio stations stopped doing physical stunts altogether due to the liability that can come from such stunts, and the likelihood that the radio station, as well as it's corporate ownership, will get sued.  The Hold Your Wee For A Wii contest is why the Playboy stunt was a bad idea, and the Playboy stunt is why the John Daly stunt was a bad idea.  It's bad on top of bad.  Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to watch the video of the Playboy stunt over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.