It is Monday, and Hunter Red is making his return to the offices of The Redertainment Corporation Of America. As he enters the building, he runs into the security officer of The Official Offices of The Redertainment Corporation Of America, a man named 5toz Orgy.
5toz- Hunter!
Hunter- Toz, my man.
The two share a friendly hug.
5toz- How ya doing my man.
Hunter- Not bad, you?
5toz- Can't complain, can't complain.
Hunter- Yeah. What about this snow man?
5toz- I know. My kids and I had a blast making snow forts and snow angels yesterday.
Just then, a woman, pictured above, enters The Official Offices and approaches 5toz and Hunter and says-
Woman- Excuse me, I wondering if you can help me. I'm looking for The Redertainment Corporation Of America.
5toz- You found it.
Woman- Oh good. I've been wandering around, lost in this wind and cold, looking for this place.
Hunter- Yeah, this building is rather hard to find, unless you're told exactly where it is. Even then it's a crap shoot.
Woman- Are you Rodger Red? I'm supposed to be meeting with him right now.
Hunter- No, I'm Hunter. Rodger is upstairs.
Woman- Oh thank you. I'm Julia.
Hunter- Nice to meet you.
5toz- Well, I'm going to let you two go.
Hunter- Yeah, have fun today man.
5toz- You too.
Hunter and Julia make their way to the elevator. Upon entering the elevator, they are met with muzak. Julia gets a weird look on her face upon hearing it.
Julia- What is this?
Hunter- It's muzak.
Julia- Yeah, but this muzak sound funny.
Hunter- It's Dethklok muzak.
Julia- What's Dethklok?
Hunter- It's this metal band that totally brutal, unabashedly kick ass, and totally fake.
Julia- Fake?
Hunter- Yeah. Have you never heard of Dethklok?
Julia- No, I usually stick to more mellow music, like Dido and Kylie Minogue.
Hunter- Oh.
The elevator opens to the work offices of The Redertainment Corporation Of America.
Hunter- Okay, just check in with the receptionist, Liz, over there. If you have a meeting with Rodger, she should be expecting you.
Hunter and Julia part ways as Hunter goes into his office. Hunter turns on the lights of his office, looks around for a bit, then says-
Hunter- Where's my computer?
Rodger(In the work office area)- Hunter, Anthony, come out here, I want to introduce someone to you.
Hunter steps out of his office and is met by Anthony, pictured above.
Hunter- Anthony.
Anthony- Hunter.
Hunter- Do you know what happened to my computer?
Anthony- I assumed you weren't coming back, so I took it out of your office.
Hunter- What made you think I wasn't coming back?
Anthony- You were gone for three weeks.
Hunter- Yeah but I was still working. Also, if I wasn't coming back, why would I leave all my video game figurines here?
Rodger, pictured above, grabs Hunter and Anthony's attention.
Rodger- Excuse me. I thought I'd call you out here to introduce to you the newest employee at The Redertainment Corporation Of America, Julua Diana Bobbi.
Julia- Hello.
Anthony- Hey, that's great. Is she going to be my secretary?
Rodger- No, she's a writer and a television host.
Anthony- And I'm sure she can make a great cup of coffee.
Rodger is visibly annoyed by this comment from Anthony.
Rodger- I was going to do this privately, but since you're insistent on disrespecting our new employee, I have another announcement.
Anthony- What's that?
Rodger(To Anthony)- You're fired.
Anthony is visibly shocked by this.
Anthony- I'm fired?
Rodger- Yes.
Anthony- Me?
Rodger- Yes, you Anthony Severe.
Anthony- But- but- but-
Hunter- Does this mean I can walk right into Anthony's office and take back my computer?
Rodger- Yes, but it's no longer Anthony's office, it's Julia's.
Julia- Wow, I get my own office?
Hunter- Everyone gets their own office. Even Liz has an office for- Wait, what do you do in your office, Liz?
Liz- Nothing much. My office mostly houses my shrine to Don Draper.
Anthony(Getting audibly angry)- Wait a damn minute! If you're going to fire me in this public setting, then I am going to demand to know why, in this public setting, why I am getting fired.
Rodger- Theft of office supplies.
Anthony is confused by this.
Anthony- Because I took Hunter's computer out of his office?
Rodger- No, because when I was over at your house for that wine tasting the other night, I saw a box of Official Redertainment Corporation Of America branded pens on the desk in your office.
Anthony- What were you doing in my office?
Rodger- I was looking for a pen. Anyway, what was twenty minutes is now fifteen. Get to getting out, Anthony.
Anthony storms off angrily while Rodger goes back into his office.
Julia(To Hunter)- So should I wait untill Anthony clears out before I go in his office?
Hunter- Probably. He might start indiscriminately tearing shit up, so it might take a couple of days to clean up.
Julia- Okay. By the way, could you not swear around me. I'm conservative and a Mormon.
Julia walks into Rodger's office to discuss her employment. Hunter gets a weird look on his face.
Hunter- This should be fun.
END SCENE
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