Volume 11: Part 1- Moenia Prima: Friday, September 16th, 4:35 P.M.
Friday, September 16th, 4:35 P.M.
I'm walking home from work right now and I am so fucking
exhausted right now. I never knew how
completely draining work is untill now.
I am physically drained, mentally drained, emotionally drained, even my
drain is drained, whatever that means. I
am walking the streets of Moenia Prima slower than I ever have before. I could collapse and fall asleep at any
moment.
As I'm slowly, slowly, making my way home, I'm
listening to talk radio on my Hipster. I
would listen to music but there really aren't any stations that play music I
like. Most of them play that kind of
bubble gum pop shit that I find positively revolting. I listened to the Charlie Mason Show
today. I don't know why. The guy is such a blatant bigot. Here is an actual conversation he had on his
show today.
"Six minutes past the hour here in Broadcast
Center, this is The Charlie Mason Show, and I am your host Charlie Mason. Later on today, we've got conservative
lawmaker Patton Robeson. He'll be here
to discuss his much talked about economic stimulus proposal. That's later on in the show today.
"A news story making the rounds today is the
case of Ledisi Finn. This is a story
making the rounds on the independent press, not the mainstream press. The
mainstream press is completely ignoring the case of Ledisi Finn, but I, along
with the other members of the independent press, are the only ones dedicated to
bringing you the truth.
"Ledisi Finn is an opfer, and, like nearly all
of the opfers in this country, Ledisi is a criminal. Ledisi's criminal record is no different from
any of the other opfer slime that plague our city. His arrests include so called petty offenses,
loitering, trespassing, and criminal harassment, but also includes theft,
breaking and entering, and assault. Ledisi
Finn is an opfer criminal. A born and
bred opfer criminal.
"On September 10th, a crime was committed of a
sexual nature. A crime was committed by
opfer criminal Ledisi Finn. Ledisi was
at Ree's restaurant, he was dining at that restaurant. How he was able to pay for his meal is
unknown, but one can draw conclusions from Ledisi's criminal past. Also dining at Ree's was Rachel Tamblyn. Miss Tamblyn is a sweet, angelic young woman
who was eating dinner with her friends.
Without provocation of any kind, Ledisi threw a pitcher of ice cold
water on Rachel Tamblyn, on her blouse, on her chest. The lurid motivation for this act should be
clear to anyone familiar with the reptilian opfer mind. Ledisi threw the pitcher of water on the
chaste, innocent Rachel Tamblyn so he could see her breasts!
"Ledisi claims the incident, the crime, was an
accident. The opfer claims that he
accidentally ran into a waiter, who spilled the pitcher he was carrying at the
time onto Rachel Tamblyn. I am confident
that you, my loyal and good listeners, recognize that statement for what it
is. More opfer lies spread by a lying
opfer criminal. The bigger problem is
with the judiciary, the office of the man sworn to uphold the law in Moenia
Prima, City Attorney Mitch Nadler. His
office is refusing to take action in the face of this opfer crime against the
good, moral people of Moenia Prima.
Nadler's office is convinced that this vile incident was an
accident. Nadler's office has bought
into this opfer criminal's lies, lies typical of an opfer, lies Nadler's office
should be, not only aware of, but also strong enough not to fall for.
"It's eleven minutes past the hour, The Charlie
Mason Show will be back after this."
That is what I listened to today. I listened to a talk show host demonize a
person for spilling a pitcher of water on someone. Are you kidding me?
Goodnight.
Hato Shurtleff
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