Volume 11: Part 4- Vierdestad: Tuesday, October 25th, 11:03 A.M.
Tuesday, October 25th, 11:03 A.M.
Reporter's Notes
This entry contains an account of Captain Ushtar
Alie telling Hato Shurtleff about the history of Vierdestad in the years after
the 2002 Northland Opfer Massacre. Captain
Alie tells about how verbrechers have been squeezed out of Vierdestad and how
only opfers families currently live in Vierdestad. A more detailed account of Vierdestad in the
years after the 2002 Northland Opfer Massacre is provided in the Part 4 Introduction.
Vince Fielding,
reporter VBNS
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by Hunter Red
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I know it's not real
I know it's a scam
But that line
That line
That line hits me
Hits me hard
That line hits me hard in the place where I am most vulnerable
My heart
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That thing I scarcely think functions anymore
My heart
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I can feel myself
I can feel my very essence flowing
Flowing out from the wound
The wound left by that line
The wound that keeps opening
Over and over
As I keep reading the line
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Volume 11: Part 4- Vierdestad: Tuesday, October 25th, 8:55 A.M.
Tuesday, October 25th, 8:55 A.M.
I stared at the door to the hotel room for a good
long time. As I did so I was coming up
with dozens of possible outcomes from my conversation with Rinoa. The only outcome in my mind that was anywhere
close to good was the one where we had crazy animal sex. At least I think that was good. When I finally did knock on the door to the
hotel room, what unfolded was not any outcome I thought. Most certainly not crazy animal sex.
When I finally knocked on the door, Rinoa quickly
answered it. She looked beautiful, as
she always does. Rinoa's beauty,
combined with me not knowing what to say, left me speechless. Thankfully Rinoa filled the void.
"I heard you out here, you've been standing
here for a while. Is there something you
want?"
There was hostility in what Rinoa said to me but I
could also sense a little bit of hope there.
I knew that if I wanted to cultivate some kind of relationship with this
woman, or at least take a shower, I needed to take advantage of this hope. "Captain Ushtar sent me up here to ask
you about going clothes shopping."
"Is that it?
You've been standing out here waiting to ask me that?" If Rinoa's hostility toward me was clear to
me from her last statement, her cynicism was just as clear with that one.
"I also need to take a shower."
"How is that a problem? Don't you have a room of your own to shower
in?"
"No.
Captain Ushtar said he tried to find me a room but he wasn't able to do
it."
After I said that, Rinoa looked at me, almost as if
she was trying to see if I was being sincere or not. "Okay, you can take a shower, but I'm
going to stand in the hall as you do so.
Also, when I'm taking a shower or changing or doing anything in here,
you have to stand in the hallway too."
I didn't really want to put up an argument, so all I
said was, "Okay." With that
Rinoa stepped into the hallway, allowed me to walk into the hotel room, then
pulled the door closed.
I took a shower, or at least I tried to take a
shower. Sure this place is cheap, which
explains the postage stamp towels, but come the fuck on. If they're going to supply us with shampoo,
give us more than just a tablespoon size container of it! I'd have made more progress in cleaning
myself with the bottle it came in than I did with the half dollop of gunk that
was provided.
When I was done showering and not getting myself
clean, I left the hotel room I guess I now "share" with Rinoa. As I did so, I asked Rinoa about going
clothes shopping. Rinoa said she wasn't
up for going but that I should pick something up for her. When I asked her what she wanted, Rinoa found
a pad of paper, a pen, and scribbled something down. Rinoa folded the paper, placed it in my
hand. "Pick what you want, don't go
overboard."
As I was heading back downstairs to Ushtar I looked
at what Rinoa wrote. After reading the
paper, I felt a bit better about my prospects with Rinoa. If she didn't think at least a little bit
well about me who would she let me know she's a 34C?
Later.
Hato Shurtleff
Moving In Slow Motion: 46.9% Complete
It's that time again. Once again payday has come, and time has come to see how much money I've earned, how much of what I've made gets eaten up by bills, and how much money I have to not spend in the pursuit of Project Buy A House. The calculations are in, and the amount I have to not play around with is...
$228.39. Okay, that is a nice amount, and will make a significant contribution to my goal of buying a house. Now, let's see the things that I could buy with the amount $228.39, which I'm not because I'm trying to be a responsible adult. Note that I said trying
Coming up within the next two weeks is the annual celebrations of blowing things up, also knows as Independence Day. This is a day where Americans, in the immortal words of not-Apu,
celebrate the independence of our country by blowing up a small part of it. In years past, I would have eagerly driven up to (Redacted to not incriminate the writer) and come back home with (Redacted to not incriminate the writer). In this time where I am trying to be economically responsible, this expense may seem to be unnecessary. However, since I am short sighted in addition to being borderline legally blind, I do not see it this way. There is another reason why buying a big cache of explodables is not something I will do this year.
I have a neighbor who, in the past couple of years, has bought a big supply of illegal fireworks and set them off in a highly spectacular fashion. This neighbor of mine puts on a better fireworks display than anything I've seen at the community sponsored events. And, since the West Valley City Police Department is fucking incompetent, I expect this illegal display to continue on this year. So, $228.39 left to not spend.
The Last Of Us is a recently released video game that I've heard a lot of good things about. Artist and sexymotherfucker Ted Bracewell said of the game, "I'm only 4 minutes into The Last of Us and it's already my Game of the Year." And you can buy The Last Of Us on Amazon.com for $50. That's right, you can buy it. I'm not going to because of this project I'm currently pursuing, but, for the purposes of this essay, let's say I have. So, $178.39 left to not spend.
$228.39. Okay, that is a nice amount, and will make a significant contribution to my goal of buying a house. Now, let's see the things that I could buy with the amount $228.39, which I'm not because I'm trying to be a responsible adult. Note that I said trying
Coming up within the next two weeks is the annual celebrations of blowing things up, also knows as Independence Day. This is a day where Americans, in the immortal words of not-Apu,
The Last Of Us is a recently released video game that I've heard a lot of good things about. Artist and sexymotherfucker Ted Bracewell said of the game, "I'm only 4 minutes into The Last of Us and it's already my Game of the Year." And you can buy The Last Of Us on Amazon.com for $50. That's right, you can buy it. I'm not going to because of this project I'm currently pursuing, but, for the purposes of this essay, let's say I have. So, $178.39 left to not spend.
Looking over a list of recently released movies on DVD, there's nothing that I feel particularly motivated to buy. Even if I wasn't trying to save for a house, I would not buy any of these movies. So, $178.39 left to not spend.
Looking over the Utah DABC Price List, there is currently a special on Aberlour 12 Year Old Highland Single Malt Scotch Whisky. The alcohol store is selling this scotch at $39.99. This is a good price on a Scotch Whisky like this, and Aberlour would look great sitting next to my half finished bottle of Johnny Walker Black, and my sixty percent finished bottle of Tanqueray. If I was to buy this bottle of whiskey, I would also be buying another bottle of Radio From Hell Red As Hell Ale for $3.96. So, $134.44 left to not spend.
Speaking of Radio From Hell, it was recently announced on that show that the X96 Big Ass Show is going to be held on August 24th at the Gallivan Center. $134.44 sounds like a good amount to spend on a show that is always fun to go to. This would be a good amount if I was for sure going to this show. As it stands, I may have to go through some spectacular financial gymnastics in order to go to this show, but that is what happens when you pursue a goal in a masochistic manner.
So, there you have it. I took $228.39 of money that I'm not spending and made a list of things that I will not be buying with the money that I'm not spending. Don't worry, next week I will not have rent to pay, freeing up more of the money that I have earned for me to not spend on things that will make me immediately happy.
Volume 11: Part 4- Vierdestad: Tuesday, October 25th, 7:10 A.M.
Tuesday, October 25th, 7:10 A.M.
After a night spent not sleeping in the hallway, I
went down to the lobby of The Redford to see if there was a free breakfast in
this place. As I took the elevator down,
the thought of seeing Ushtar came to mind.
When this thought came to me, I closed my eyes and prayed that wouldn't
happen. My prayers weren't answered.
When the elevator doors opened at Lobby level,
Ushtar was sitting in his full military uniform on a bench directly in front of
me. For a moment, I hoped Ushtar wasn't
there to see me. Those hopes were dashed
when he saw me, stood up, and slowly started walking my way. I was in full apology mode by the time he got
to me. "Look, Ushtar, let me-"
"Hato, you've had a rough couple of days. Between the plane crash, evading someone you
thought was out to kill you, waiting, waiting, and waiting, you were probably
way strung out and tired and at the end of your rope. I get that, I've been there. Let's just forget that you said what you said
yesterday, and just start fresh."
Ushtar extended his hand to me after saying
that. I let out a sigh of relief as I
mightily shook it. "Okay. Now, what is there to do around here?"
"Commander Lider wanted you to report to him
today, but I got him to push it back untill you get more situated."
I thought about asking Ushtar what he meant by
report, but instead I decided to be funny.
"Okay. Now, what is there to
do around here?"
Ushtar looked me up and down and said, "You
look like you haven't showered in a couple of days."
I shrugged and said, "I haven't."
"Did you not think of it, is Rinoa monopolizing
the bathroom, or?"
"I actually haven't been in the room you got
us."
"Why not?"
The answer to this was so obvious to me, but it took
me a moment to find it and then say it.
"I haven't talked to Rinoa since she shoved us aside and closed the
door on us. I'm kind of afraid to do so
because, in my limited experience with her, I've never been able to adequately
handle Rinoa when I've pissed her off."
Much like I had no sympathy for his stupidity last
night, Ushtar had no sympathy for what I had just said. "Hato, that is not a good excuse. You need to go upstairs and talk to Rinoa,
now. I can't arrange another room for
you, I just spent the morning trying to do that. Also, you are not going out with me untill
you get showered. So, go up there,
convince Rinoa to at least let you take a shower, ask her about going to get
clothes, and be back here in an hour."
I didn't really question what Ushtar was telling me
to do, I just turned around and started doing it. It wasn't untill the elevator doors closed
that I realized what I was doing, and questioned why I hadn't done it
before. Yet, I continued doing it. Maybe that's why Ushtar Alie is a
Captain. He can get people to do what
they are absolutely dreading doing.
Later.
Hato Shurtleff
Volume 11: Part 4- Vierdestad: Monday, October 24th, 9:22 P.M.
Monday, October 24th, 9:22 P.M.
After Rinoa and I were done with Commander Lider, we
spent about fifteen minutes waiting for Captain Ushtar to take us to our hotel
room. We only waited about fifteen
minutes but it felt like for-fucking-ever.
At this point, after waiting at the medical facility, waiting for
Commander Lider, then waiting in the exact same fucking place for Ushtar, I am
done with waiting. Done. Fucking done.
I haven't been to a lot of hotels, so I can't say if
The Redford is a good one or not. What I
do know is that The Redford is one tall building. I bet if you dropped something from the roof
of this place, I'd be a long time before it hit the ground.
Captain Ushtar drove us to The Redford and took
charge of getting us checked in and situated.
Thankfully, that process didn't take long. That didn't stop Rinoa and I from complaining
about stuff. There was a clear sarcastic
element in my voice when I said, "This place looks real nice."
Rinoa continued with the sarcastic
conversation. "Yeah, you can tell
the time and effort that was put into making the cracks in the linoleum look
realistic."
"And look at that wallpaper. I haven't seen anything like that since they
bulldozed my great-grandma's house."
"And the air here smells like an old person's
house. Either that, or their intake sits
next to a chemical waste facility."
After Rinoa's comment I took a quick whiff of
myself. "Actually, I think that's
me."
After my comment, Rinoa took a whiff of
herself. "Yeah, our clothes smell
pretty rank. It figures since we've been
in plane crashes and the forest of the past two days."
"I could use a shower."
"Yes.
Not only could I use a wash, our clothes could use one too."
"I wonder if they have a laundromat in this
decrepit old building."
Rinoa looked at me with a disgusted look on her
face. "It has better be a private
facility. If it's public, no way."
I didn't understand this, and my face showed
it. "How come?"
"Hato, these are the only clothes I have. In order to wash these clothes, I'd have to
take them off, and I am not hanging around in a public place in my
underwear."
In hindsight, I should not have asked this
question. "Don't you have to wash
your underwear as well?"
In response to that, Rinoa punched me. Hard.
As I was grimacing in pain, Captain Ushtar came up to us. "Okay, I have you two checked in. It'll take a couple of days to arrange actual
housing for you, so for now you're staying here."
Rinoa asked, "Do we have to? I mean, this place might spoil us."
Captain Ushtar didn't take to Rinoa's sarcasm
well. He showed this by not even
responding to it. "Here are your
room keys. I'll show you up, follow
me." Captain Ushtar handed us each
a credit card looking thing and started walking away from us. We followed Ushtar into an old elevator, the
state of which matched the linoleum and wallpaper from the lobby. As if to distract us from thinking of the
very real possibility we could fall to our deaths in a tin box older than our
parents, Captain Ushtar tried to strike up a conversation with us. "I heard you two talking about
clothes."
Rinoa was appalled.
"You heard us?"
Ushtar seemed to treat this like a matter of
fact. "Yeah. Say what you want about the hotel lobby,
which, from what I heard, you did, the acoustics are phenomenal."
Finding out Ushtar could hear her was embarrassing
to Rinoa. She closed her eyes and
withdrew from the situation, leaving me to carry on the conversation. "So, what about clothes?"
Talking to me, Captain Ushtar said, "If you're
interested, my fiancé has a store with plenty of nice clothes for you and your
girlfriend."
I was puzzled by what Captain Ushtar had said at the
end. "Girlfriend?"
"You know, Rinoa."
I looked over at Rinoa after Ushtar said that. She was now turning away from us with her
eyes cast straight downward. I looked
back at Ushtar and said, "We don't have that kind of relationship."
A look of embarrassment came over Ushtar's face when
I said that. "Oh. Sorry, I didn't know. It's just I heard you talking and bitching
about things, and it reminds me of how my fiancé and I talk, so I-" This is when, mercifully, the elevator doors
opened. With evident relief in his
voice, Ushtar said, "Hey, look, we're here," as he quickly exited the
elevator.
Rinoa and I followed after Ushtar untill he stopped
just in front of a door. Motioning to
the door, Ushtar said, "Here's your room."
Being the one closest to Ushtar, I asked him,
"Which one are you talking to?"
Ushtar got that same embarrassed look on his face I
had seen in the elevator. "Uh-
Well, both of you. I thought you two
would only need one room."
There's making a series of honest mistakes and being
a general dumbass. I generally assume
people are the latter and have no patience for them. "What the fuck, man? You get us checked into this glorified rat
infested cardboard box without asking us a basic fucking question like how many
rooms we'd need? How did you get to be a
Captain? Are your subordinates dumber
than the bedbugs that surely have infested every fucking inch of this fucking
place? You know what? I bet-"
This is when Rinoa pushed past me, came to the door
to our room, shoved Ushtar for no real reason, opened the door just enough for
her to get in, then strongly closed it behind her. After this happened I looked at the door,
stunned at what just happened. Then I
looked back at Ushtar. Before I could
say anything, Ushtar said, "Goodnight then. I'm going to go back home, assuming my
stupidity doesn't prevent me from operating the elevator. By the way, the button that points down means
down, right?"
As I watched Captain Ushtar walk away from me, I
felt that I had just fucked things up again.
Not only was I standing in a hallway, unsure if it was okay for me to
enter the room I was supposed to sleep in, but I was just rude to someone that
was nothing but hospitable to me.
Hopefully the rug in this hallway is more comfortable than the wall I'm
leaving against as I craft this entry.
Later.
Hato Shurtleff
Moving In Slow-Motion: Premise
Over the
past year, or so, I've been trying to put myself in a position to buy a
house. This has been a long exhaustive
process that I expect to continue going through for a very, VERY, long time. As a consequence of this process, my writing
has suffered due to a drop in the amount of things I can write about due to the
drop in the amount of things I can buy, do, and experience due to the
sacrifices that I've chosen to make in order to buy a house, which I have to
keep on telling myself will pay off someday.
This drop in the amount of content I have written for my blog weighs
heavily on my mind. As I was thinking
about this burden that I have put on myself, I came up with a solution that
will allow me to write more while also putting myself through the
masochistic-like torture that is trying to buy a house.
I have
decided to go forward with a series of blog posts where I compile a list of
things that I could have bought if I wasn't saving for a house. This will be a series put out once ever other
week, due to the fact that I only get paid once every other week. If you want this series to occur more
frequently, I suggest buying my books so that I can actually
start getting paid for doing that shit.
As a part of this I will not be factoring in things like taxes, shipping
and handling charges, and other incidentals because, in the world in which I am
writing this series, bad things do not happen, everything goes smoothly, and
bright, shiny rainbows fly out of my butt.
Several
products will be seen on a frequent basis on this new series. Those products are alcohol, video games,
movies, TV shows on DVD, music, or books.
Other products may make an appearance, but in the world where this
series takes place, I get drunk often and play video games while also drunk
drunk drunk druknak drukndku drunk druknk drunk.
This
series will fall under the title "Moving In Slow Motion". The phrase "Moving In Slow Motion"
comes from a line in the Ben Fold Five song Regrets. Regrets is how I mostly feel about putting
myself through the process of attempting to buy a house, regret that I will
feel untill I finally succeed in my goal, or fail in a spectacular fashion. And by spectacular, I mean tragic and sad and
other synonyms for bad. Enjoy!
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Volume 11: Part 4- Vierdestad: Monday, October 24th, 7:37 P.M.
Monday, October 24th, 7:37 P.M.
Rinoa's checkup got done just after I finished my
last entry. They put some bandages on
the cuts on her back, but other than that Rinoa's fine. Kind of an understatement on the doctor's
part.
After we were done in the medical facility, Captain
Alie ushered us over to a centralized command office. They wanted to ask us who we were, what we
were doing, and how we came to be in Vierdestad. So we went from a sterile medical facility
with a small number of military troops to a concrete block-shaped office
building with a great many number of military troops in it. Wahoo.
As much as I disliked waiting in the medical
facility waiting room, I disliked waiting at the command office more. The many secretaries, each sitting at a desk,
endlessly and loudly typing away, made the experience even more
unbearable. At least this time I had
someone I could talk to sitting next to me, although the look on Rinoa's face
did not put me at ease. As I studied
Rinoa's face, I asked her the most obvious question I've ever asked anyone. "Rinoa, are you okay?"
Rinoa's expression didn't change, she just started
looking around the room. "No, I
don't- Not really. Are you okay?"
I wanted to say something upbeat and positive. Instead, I said, "No, me
neither." There was a long pause
while we both looked aimlessly around the room before I said, "And this
room isn't making me feel any better."
Rinoa looked at me and said, "What do you
mean?"
"I mean we went from a waiting room in a
medical facility, which is an unnerving environment, even without the people
with guns, to this waiting room with just a fuckton of people carrying
guns."
My statement seemed to brighten Rinoa's
spirits. "Yeah. Not only are we in a room filled with people
carrying guns, but we are in a room with people carrying many different kinds
of guns. I mean, right now I can see a guy
carrying a pistol on his hip, an assault rifle on his back, and a sniper rifle
leaning against the wall behind him."
"And they stick us in this room with no one
talking to us, not even giving us some water or something to nibble on, to wait
for someone we've never met with and no timeframe as to when we're going to
meet them."
It was just after I finished my gripe that the
secretary who's desk we were sitting near looked up from her work and said,
"You know, if you'd have said something, I'd have gotten you something to
eat." As she was making this
comment, the phone on this secretary's desk began to ring. After picking it up, the secretary turned to
us and said, "Commander Lider will see you now."
From the tone in her voice, I'm betting a woman
being indignant toward Rinoa doesn't set well with her. "We don't know where Commander Lider is,
missy."
The secretary pointed toward a door and Rinoa
started walking over to it. The attitude
that Rinoa exhibited with her walk was intoxicating. We entered the door and was met by an older
opfer gentleman wearing a uniform that made it clear that either he or his wife
knew how to use an iron. After greeting
us an inviting us to sit, the man said, "My name is Captain Jonathan
Lider. I am the lead commander of the
Vierdestad Opfer Military." The
Commander then glanced up from his desk and looked at me. "Are you okay, son?"
Rinoa took the initiative to answer the question
directed toward me. "He's feeling a
bit uneasy about the uniform you're wearing.
Also, we haven't eaten since Friday night."
Like a reporter doing a serious interview, Commander
Lider asked Rinoa, "Why is that?"
"Because we took off sometime Friday night or
early Saturday morning."
"What do you mean took off?"
"We took off in Gin's plane in the middle of
the night Saturday."
"So you two were in the plane that crashed into
the Cooper Forest on Saturday."
"Yes, we were."
"Was that your intended destination?"
It was clear that this question annoyed Rinoa. "Why the fuck would we crash land into a
forest?"
Maintaining his reporter's composure, Commander
Lider replied, "So, where were you going?"
"Amcan."
"In Velas?"
"Are there any other Amcans?"
"Yes, there is an Amcan in the Jansch province
in the country of Nash."
"Oh.
Then yes, we were heading toward Amcan in Velas."
"Was it just the two of you?"
"No, we had a pilot."
"Who was it?"
"It was Gin something. I can't quite remember what his last name
was. Hato, do you-"
This was when Commander Lider broke his reporter's
composure. "Was it Gin Ayah?"
Rinoa didn't seem to know the answer to that
question, so he looked to me. After a
second, I started rambling through an answer.
"I remember Gin was desperately looking for his father in Dha
Chathair, and the person he was describing seemed like The Father to me, who's
real name is Eugene Ayah. So it stands
to reason that-"
"Why was Gin looking for his father?" The scared look on Commander Lider's face as
he asked that question only increased my anxiety.
The anxiety I was feeling paralyzed my speech, so
Rinoa took over answer questions.
"When we left Dha Chathair, the city was being overrun with a mob
of members of The Church Of The Lord.
These people were looking to ransack, ravage, and destroy anything and
anybody having to do with the Church of the Holy God. The church that The Father runs, or ran, was
among the things targeted. We don't know
if The Father is okay or not."
I could see that as our conversation was progressing
Commander Lider was slowly unraveling.
"Okay. Okay. Okay, you said Gin was with you."
"Yeah, it was his plane and he was flying
it."
"I haven't seen him, I mean Gin, with you. Is he, Gin, okay?"
Rinoa looked at me, before she said, "No, no
he's not."
Commander Lider was unraveling further. “By he, you mean Gin?"
"Yeah."
"You're sure?"
"Yes."
"Well, where is he, Gin? Is Gin, he, hurt? Is he crawling around, Gin, in the forest,
the one you and he, Gin, and he, the other he next to you, crashed into?" The early evening light filtering in from the
window in Commander Lider's office made the sweat on Lider's forehead glisten.
Seeing Commander Lider unravel was finally getting
to Rinoa. "Well- Um-
I"
The anxiety I was feeling prevented me from stopping
myself from saying something really blunt.
"Gin is dead. He did in the
plane crash."
You could tell that statement was the last straw for
Commander Lider. "Oh God. Oh God no."
I continued with my bluntness. "What's wrong? Why are you reacting like that?"
Commander Lider started digging around in the
drawers in his desk, untill he produced a pair of binoculars. "Look out that window, will you
son?"
I got up, took the binoculars, and started looking
out the window. "What am I looking
for?"
"Look far off in the distance."
"Is that why you gave me these things?"
"Be serious, son. There's a line of vehicles about ten miles
outside of Vierdestad. You see it?"
It took me a minute, but finally, "I see
it."
"Can you describe what you see?"
"Tanks and cars and a couple of trucks with
giant guns in the back."
Rinoa came over to the window to take a look for
herself. She took the binoculars from me
as Commander Lider kept on speaking.
"Those vehicles have been sitting there since September. Around the eighteenth is when we noticed
it."
Rinoa started focusing in on the vehicles. "They don't look very organized or
uniform."
Commander Lider continued. "No, they're organized. They've made a ring around this city, a ring
that has prevented anything from getting in or out over the ground."
I asked, "Like a blockade?"
"Yep," the Commander replied. "Exactly like a blockade. Factor in Vierdestad being a relatively poor
city, the result is that after a month of being blockaded, we're about out of
food and clean water."
Rinoa lowered the binoculars and said, "Why
don't you just call or email or message somebody somehow?"
Commander Lider answered Rinoa's question, but it
was clear he was slightly annoyed by it.
"We tried that. However, the
lines that supplied our phone and internet service here have been severed, we
presume by them. Also, cellphone
coverage is gone Even satellite
communications are being jammed."
I followed up with, "What about radio?"
Commander Lider seemed less annoyed by this
question. "We tried that, and
they've managed to jam that communication method as well."
As Rinoa began using the binoculars to look at the
line again, I asked, "So, what's the plan?
What's our next move?"
Commander Lider looked at me dead in the eyes. "We don't have one. We don't really have a plan, we don't know
what we're going to do about the blockade.
The next move is theirs."
That statement offended me. "What the fuck do you mean you're not
going to do anything? You can't wait for
them to move. If you do that, they're
going to slaughter us!"
Commander Lider rose to defend himself. "That's absurd. Who in their right mind would think they
would do that?"
In an attempt to elevate my point, I elevated my
voice. "I've seen it happen. You say the blockade was setup in
mid-September. Mid-September is when
this verbrecher led slaughter started.
They hit Moenia Prima on September 22nd, Dha Chathair on October 8th,
and Trebyer on October 22nd."
"I haven't heard anything about this."
"Of course not!
This city has been cut off from the world since September
eighteenth."
"But why would they do this?"
"I don't know why, I just know they are. They have been doing this, and I know they're
about to slaughter people again."
"How can you say that? What would make you think that would
happen?"
I turned toward Rinoa, who was still looking out the
window. "Rinoa, look at the people
roaming the blockade. Tell me, what race
are they."
Rinoa took a long, hard look through the
binoculars. After slowly scanning the
line of vehicles, back and forth and back again, Rinoa said,
"Verbrecher. The people there are
verbrechers."
I needed verification of my suspicion. "Are they all verbrechers? All of them?
Is there even one opfer among them?"
Rinoa took another look them came back. "They are all verbrechers. All of them."
After getting my verification, I turned back toward
Commander Lider. “All of them are
verbrechers. All of the people that are
poised to attack are verbrecher. In
Moenia Prima, it was a verbrecher led slaughter against the opfers. In Trebyer, it was the verbrechers in the
middle of the night sneak attaching opfers.
In Dha Chathair, it was thinly veiled under a religious context, but it
was still verbrechers attacking and slaughtering opfers. They've done it before. They've done it recently. I've seen them do it. They have killed my friends and family. I found my friend's mangled, bloody corpse in
the tatter remains of her apartment.
They will do it again and they will do it here."
Commander Lider watched me as I laid out my
point. The look on his face was one of
pure fright. He was stunned and slow to
speak when he started responding to me.
"Son, you've laid out a nice argument. However, I can't go on your word alone. We've sent a team out to the blockade to talk
to the people in charge. Untill they
report back, we don't have a plan. The
next move is theirs."
Now Rinoa was offended. "What the fuck is-"
Commander Lider interrupted Rinoa mid-curse. "As far as you two kids, we need to get
your situated." The Commander
picked up the phone on his desk and started talking to his secretary. "Emily, arrange for Mr. Shurtleff and
Miss Ann to be taken to The Redford untill we can find a more permanent living
arrangement for them."
My annoyance with Commander Lider was evident when I
said, "What about Rinoa."
Rinoa looked at me and said, "My last name is
Ann."
The embarrassment I felt at that moment prevented me
from objecting as Rinoa and I were shuttled back into the waiting room we were
previously in. So, we're here again,
waiting for someone to bother to do something with us that we're not that
interesting in doing. Hurray.
Later.
Hato Shurtleff
Red Review: Arrested Development: Season 4
There's a technique that I use as a writer that I question the effectiveness of. In Random Generation- The Long Version and A Jumbled Perspective On Love, I utilized what I call the Random Approach. In the Random Approach I write out the piece on full, number each of the sentences in the piece, pull out my random number generator, and start generating random numbers, putting the corresponding sentences in the random order that the random number generator is giving me. Such an approach forces me to think about how a narrative is put together and how I should approach storytelling in my future projects. That is the thoughts that I have, my audience may have had different thoughts. It is my belief that some, if not many, if not all, of the people that read the piece that I put together using the Random Approach looked at the piece and went "What the fuck?" Such a reaction can happen when a writer uses an approach to narrative storytelling that the audience may not understand or is not used to. Such a reaction is what many people may be having to the fourth season of Arrested Development, recently released on Netflix.
The fourth season of Arrested Development follows the Bluth family in the time between the end of the third season, set in 2006, and the end of the fourth season, set in 2013. Each of the episodes follows one of the main characters of the series, most significantly Michael, George Sr., Lindsey, and Tobias. There are many events that take place in this season, which are told from the perspective of each of the main characters of the series, each adding in their own details and their own various roles to the events that go on. Often events that occur in one episode play into events that are seen again in a different episode from a different character's point of view. Often episodes begin from earlier points in the story than where the last episode left off. Often things that are said or occur in one episode are referenced, and sometimes made more funnier, by things that go on in another episode. The result is a complex, interconnected, interdependent, narrative web that makes up the entire season, and that is the problem.
Many people watch TV while doing other activities, such as cooking dinner, eating, checking email, working, or drinking large quantities of alcohol. Such viewing habits can prevent the viewer from being actively engaged in the television show that they are allegedly watching. It is that active engagement that is needed to fully enjoy the fourth season of Arrested Development. In order to fully understand and enjoy the fourth season of Arrested Development, viewers need to watch all of the episodes in order and without distractions. While watching in order may not be such a tall order, undistracted watching may be. If you do not watch this season of Arrested Development attentively at all times, there may be something, or several things, that you will miss, and thereby not achieve full enjoyment.
That's not to say that the new season of Arrested Development is bad, it's just something you need to devote time to. You can't just watch this show in the same passive manner as you would other shows. The narrative web utilized by Mitchell Hurwitz and the other writers on Arrested Development requires you to pay full attention to what's going on at all times, which is not something that the audience may not understand or be used to. There may be times that, while watching this season of Arrested Development, members of the audience may go, "What the fuck?"
Arrested Development: Season 4: B+
The fourth season of Arrested Development follows the Bluth family in the time between the end of the third season, set in 2006, and the end of the fourth season, set in 2013. Each of the episodes follows one of the main characters of the series, most significantly Michael, George Sr., Lindsey, and Tobias. There are many events that take place in this season, which are told from the perspective of each of the main characters of the series, each adding in their own details and their own various roles to the events that go on. Often events that occur in one episode play into events that are seen again in a different episode from a different character's point of view. Often episodes begin from earlier points in the story than where the last episode left off. Often things that are said or occur in one episode are referenced, and sometimes made more funnier, by things that go on in another episode. The result is a complex, interconnected, interdependent, narrative web that makes up the entire season, and that is the problem.
Many people watch TV while doing other activities, such as cooking dinner, eating, checking email, working, or drinking large quantities of alcohol. Such viewing habits can prevent the viewer from being actively engaged in the television show that they are allegedly watching. It is that active engagement that is needed to fully enjoy the fourth season of Arrested Development. In order to fully understand and enjoy the fourth season of Arrested Development, viewers need to watch all of the episodes in order and without distractions. While watching in order may not be such a tall order, undistracted watching may be. If you do not watch this season of Arrested Development attentively at all times, there may be something, or several things, that you will miss, and thereby not achieve full enjoyment.
That's not to say that the new season of Arrested Development is bad, it's just something you need to devote time to. You can't just watch this show in the same passive manner as you would other shows. The narrative web utilized by Mitchell Hurwitz and the other writers on Arrested Development requires you to pay full attention to what's going on at all times, which is not something that the audience may not understand or be used to. There may be times that, while watching this season of Arrested Development, members of the audience may go, "What the fuck?"
Arrested Development: Season 4: B+
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Volume 11: Part 4- Vierdestad: Monday, October 24th, 4:37 P.M.
Monday, October 24th, 4:37 P.M.
Rinoa and I were making our way to the top of a hill
near where Gin's plane had come to stop.
We weren't going too fast, due to the two of us being in a deeply packed
forest and Rinoa was concerned about my headwound. As we were walking, Rinoa heard what she
thought were people talking. Thinking
they could help us, Rinoa and I started looking for them.
It didn't take me long to find them. They were pretty loud and pretty close. However, once I saw the people I got down and
hid amongst the brush. Rinoa wasn't far
behind me, and when she came upon me, I yanked her down beside me.
"Hey!
What's the deal?" Apparently
Rinoa doesn't like being yanked to the ground by her arm.
In a hushed tone I said, "Quiet," and
pointed toward the people. There were
three men, all about my age, looking around at the wreckage that is now Gin's
plane. They looked to be opfers carrying
assault rifles, but what made me anxious was the uniforms. I know those uniforms. I've seen those uniforms before. The men inspecting the plane were wearing the
exact same uniforms as the police in Moenia Prima.
In a normal tone of voice, Rinoa said, "What's
going on?"
"Keep it down, they'll hear you."
Now in a hushed tone of voice, Rinoa asked,
"What's going on?"
"You see those guys over there?"
Rinoa popped her head up and saw the men by the
airplane. "Oh, I see them. Maybe they can help us." When Rinoa raised her hand to wave at the
men, I pulled it back down.
"Stay down, I don't want them to see us."
"Why now?"
Rinoa seemed sincerely puzzled by this.
"You see the uniforms they're wearing?"
"Yeah."
"Those are the same uniforms worn by the police
officers in Moenia Prima."
Rinoa lifted her head to get a look at the men. "Are you sure?"
"Yeah."
"Oh."
There was a short pause.
"So?"
"So?"
"Yeah, so what if these men are wearing the
same uniforms as the police in Moenia Prima?"
Rinoa's question was a valid one, so I searched my
memory to find a reason for me to be so apprehensive about those men. "There was a story on the news about the
Moenia Prima Police Department infiltrating the opfer community center,
catching some people doing something slightly illegal, then saying the
community center was a central hub for some kind of opfer crime
syndicate."
Rinoa lifted her head again to look at the men. "But their skin, it's dark like ours,
like all opfers."
"It's makeup.
When the police officers infiltrated the community center, they wore
greasepaint. They're wearing
greasepaint, using blackface to deceive us."
Rinoa thought for a moment and looked up at the
sky. "But it's raining. Wouldn't the makeup wash off, or start
running at least?"
Rinoa's point may have had more sway with me if we
were talking about someone that I in any way trusted. "It's really good makeup. Come on, we need to get out of here,"
which is exactly what we did. I ran
about as quick as I could in a direction that was away from the wreckage of
Gin's plane. I couldn't run as fast as I
could because I had to make sure Rinoa was still behind me.
After some time and what I thought was a
considerable distance, Rinoa and I stopped to catch our breaths, at which point
Rinoa asked a critical question.
"Where are we going?"
I didn't have an answer to that question but I
wanted to appear like I did. The map
program on my Hipster should have helped me get an answer. Unfortunately there are no roads in the
forest and the GPS coverage was spotty at best.
After looking at my Hipster for a while and trying to not make my lack
of knowledge known to Rinoa, I pointed in a direction and said, "North. The map on my Hipster says there's a town to
the north of here," and started walking in that direction. I took about a step and a half before Rinoa
stopped me.
"Hato, given the time of day and the way the
shadows are falling, isn't north that way?" Rinoa may have been right, Rinoa may have
been wrong. All I know is the direction
Rinoa pointed to was away from Gin's plane, so we went that way.
We continued running through the lush, green,
naturally abundant forest untill we encountered something that was in no way
natural. A fence. A fifteen foot tall chain like fence with
razor wire on the top. Due to the razor
wire, we couldn't scale the fence besides I doubt Rinoa could have done so
without making a lot of noise. Going
through or under the fence was obviously not an option, so Rinoa and I had to
move along the fence untill we reached the end of it while still remaining
under the cover of the forest. As we
followed along the fence line, it became clear to me that Rinoa was beginning
to wonder if I really knew where we were going.
"Do you really know where we are going?" I couldn't say yes to Rinoa's question but I
couldn't really say no either. So,
rather than address Rinoa's question, I asked one of my own.
"Have you seen any more of those uniformed men
around?"
"No, I haven't seen any since we saw those
other ones. Do you know where we're
going?"
"Maybe we should take a break to catch our
breath."
"Catch our breath while you figure out where
we're going?" Damn, Rinoa's
persistent. I found a nice large rock
where I could sit down and pretend like I was looking up our location on my
Hipster. Rinoa, after several attempts
to glance at the Hipster I was protecting, decided to look at something
else. "Hato, look at that building
over there." Rinoa was referring to
a building beyond the fence slightly obscured by trees, but still plainly
visible from where we were standing.
As I continued to look at this building, I noticed
something. "Are those people over
there?"
"Yeah."
Rinoa left the forest and approached the fence to get a better look at
the building. "Those are
people."
I joined Rinoa standing by the fence. "People in normal clothes, not the
uniforms we saw on the other men."
"And look." Rinoa pointed at a group of people. There were three of them, watching TV,
generally enjoying themselves, what most people would identify as a
family. Mom, dad, and young child. "They're opfers."
I continued looking at the family, trying to see if
these people were also wearing greasepaint.
It was when I was straining to study the family when I heard the
click. "Put your hands up and turn
around." Rinoa and I looked at each
other before we turned around. The look
of total fear on Rinoa's face was more distressing to me than what I saw when I
turned around.
There they were.
Three men. The three men we saw
at Gin's plane. The three men we were
trying to evade. Three men in uniforms
holding assault rifles pointed at us.
Three men, faced covered in rainwater, with clear evenly dark
complexions.
There are certain situations that wise that cause
you to say things that you would never say otherwise. A part of me hopes that doesn't explain what
Rinoa said to me as she stared at the three men. "Hato, I'm sorry about what I said. I didn't really mean to call you a weird
slightly obsessed guy. I was just
upset."
Hearing Rinoa's confession made me want to confess
something. I wish what I had to say was
more significant than it was.
"Rinoa, I'm sorry but I had no idea where we were going. We were running around the forest like a
chicken with its head cut off."
The uniformed man in the center began addressing
us. "Keep your hands up!" We did.
The uniformed man addressing us lowered his gun and started walking
toward me. As he did so, the uniformed
man started looking at my face oddly. He
looked at it left to right, up and down, then through one eye followed by the
other. Then the uniformed man stuck his
hand out and pressed his fingers against my forehead. He placed two fingers in the middle of my
forehead, ran them left and right along my eyebrows, then down the center of my
face to the tip of my nose. The
uniformed man then looked at his fingers and started rubbing them with his
thumb. The uniformed man then did the
same thing to Rinoa. She didn't look
like she enjoyed the strange man putting his fingers on her face, and who could
blame her. After he was done, the
uniformed man stepped back to where the other two uniformed men were standing
and asked, "Are you opfers?"
I hesitated a moment before responding. "Are you?"
"You doubt me?" The man addressing us was not happy to hear
my question.
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Your uniform.
You are wearing the same uniform the police in Moenia Prima wear. Those police would regularly put on
greasepaint and harass opfers. Many of
those police officers killed my parents and many opfers in Moenia Prima."
A knowing look came over the face of the man
addressing us. "Ah, I
see." The man addressing us then
motioned to the other uniformed men who put down their weapons. "I've heard similar reports about
uniformed verbrecher men wearing grease paint.
I wouldn't trust us either under those circumstances. In fact, that thing I did where I rubbed your
faces was me checking to see if you were wearing grease paint." All three of the uniformed man got a laugh
out of that. I didn't feel like laughing
and clearly neither did Rinoa. The man
addressing us stepped forward again, extended his hand to us, and said,
"Brother, my name is Captain Ushtar Alie.
Behind me on the left is Private Billy Mik, and on the right is Major
Robert Dost. We are members of the
Vierdestad Opfer Military, protectors of all those that live in the great city
of Vierdestad."
A look of hope came over Rinoa's face. "Vierdestad! Where is it?
How far away are we from it?"
Ushtar lifted his arm, pointed, and said, "It's
right there behind that fence."
Looking back on it, that was rather funny.
Rinoa continued in her jubilance. "Is there a hospital where Hato and I
can get checked out?" Rinoa says weird
things when she's jubilant.
Ushtar shouldered his rifle and said, "Yes. If you'll follow me, I'll take you right
there," after which Ushtar started marching off with Rinoa following
shortly behind him. I was a bit more
hesitant to follow Captain Alie, but Rinoa grabbing me by the arm more or less
compelled me to do so. It's odd staring
at the butt of an attractive woman while two men carrying assault rifles are
walking behind you.
Rinoa and I are at a medical facility run by the
Vierdestad Opfer Military right now.
They checked me out first and diagnosed me as having suffered a
concussion in addition to the headwound , which they used twelve stitches to
close. They're checking out Rinoa now as
I patiently wait in the waiting room. I
hope she's fine. I have no reason to
believe she isn't, but I hope it nonetheless.
I've never spent a lot of time in a hospital. I don't like it much. Not just because of the general feeling of
sickness here. It's also because of the
many strong muscular opfer men wearing uniforms I've only seen on verbrechers
who had a problem with me. There's a
weird mix of pride and anxiety going through my body right now. I'd like to leave this place so that feeling
could go away.
Later.
Hato Shurtleff
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