I'm on the Intertubes (I'm on a boat parody)

Aww shit, get your mouses ready it's about to go down (trolls, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking home page (trolls, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on the intertubes (I'm on the intertubes)
I'm on the intertubes (I'm on the intertubes)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm surfin’ on the net (surfin’ on the net)
I'm on the intertubes (I'm on the intertubes)
I'm on the intertubes
Take a good hard look at my mutherfucking website! (fuck, yeah)

I'm on the intertubes motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowing on a laptop on the big fucking pipe
Busting high speed, gently massaging my pubes
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on the intertubes

Take a picture, troll (toll)
I'm on the intertubes, bitch (bitch)
We ain’t using DSL champ,
Cause it's so lame (sucka)
I got my firewall
And my Spybot
I'm flipping MP3’s, you at Tower Records
Buying CD like a sucka

I'm using Firefox, using add on and shit
The Firefox’s kicking ass, getting the real internet
But this ain't IE, this is real as it gets
I'm on the intertubes, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on the intertubes and
It's going fast and
I got a net themed
poster adorning my wall
I'm the one
Kicking machines like Neo
If you're reading books,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this net is REAL!!!

Fuck people, I'm on the intertubes, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck real friends, I got friends on Facebook, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the net with my whores, motherfucker (yeah)
This laptop fan make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms down low, on the keyboard bumps (keyboard bumps)
Gonna make millions with my blog somehow (blog somehow)
Like Steve Wozniak, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be available worldwide
It's a lot of ones and zeroes (yeah)
Blackwolf
Look at me, oh (p0wn those n00bs)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big pipe coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a girl today

I'm on the intertubes
I'm on the intertubes
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm surfin’ on the net (woaah)
I'm on the intertubes
I'm on the intertubes
Take a good hard look at the Cable internet bitch! (tro-tro-trolls, trolls, yeah)