Red Valentine's Day

Several weeks ago, I posted a blog about my relationship with Delany. My utterly incompetent relationship with Delany.

After several suggestions to do so, I got in contact with Delany for the purposes of pursuing her romantically. This is how I met her husband Scott. This is also how I met Scott's fists. This is also how I met Emily Carlson, attending doctor at the Emergency Room at St. Mark's Regional Medical Center. Having Dr. Carlson place a catheter in me as the closest thing I've had to sex with a woman in my twenty-five years of life. Happy Valentine's Day!

Also, coming March 1st, The Hawk.

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