The time
has come. The process of compiling
nominees has been going on all year, but now the nominees can be unveiled to a
public tasked to participate. The time
has come for The Fifth Annual The Four Star Awards!!!
The Fifth Annual
The Four Star Awards
In a
departure from previous years, The Fifth Annual The Four Star Awards will give
awards to the worst of the worst. The
worst games, movies, music, people, and TV shows. Nominees were decided based on Meticritic
scores, public scorn, media scorn, and the personal opinions of the employees
of The Redertainment Corporation Of America.
There are
five nominees for every category to be voted upon. Voting can be done at The Fifth Annual The
Four Star Awards Facebook Page. Voting is open now. Winners will be determined
on February 2nd, just before The Fifth Annual The Four Star Awards goes live on
Sunday, February 3rd. Voting is free to
anyone who is on Facebook. There will
also be a final overall category, nominees for which will come from the winners
of the other categories.
Here are
your nominees for The Fifth Annual The Four Star Awards:
Worst Movie
Joyful
Noise, 1000 Words, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2, That's My Boy, The
Watch
Worst Video Game
Amy, The
Expendables 2 (Video Game), Fray, Gettysburg: Armored Warfare
Worst Music
LMFAO,
Carly Rae Jepsen, Chris Brown, Marilyn Manson, Hank Williams Jr.,
Worst TV Show
Work It,
Dance Moms, Toddlers And Tiaras, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child, Bristol Palin:
Life's A Trip
Worst Personality
Rush
Limbaugh, Keith Olbermann, Rick Scott, Scott Walker, Todd Akin
Voting is open now. If you are displeased with the
nominees provided, create your own damn award show.
THQ Drowns Under Giant Purple Dilldo Bats
I
remember one time coming upon a situation that has always stayed in my
mind. It was a pond with two people at
it. One was in the water, the other
wasn't. The person in the water was
thrashing about, trying to stay afloat, in total distress. The person not in the water was watching the
other and doing nothing. Eventually the
person in the water went underneath the water, dying as a result, and the
person not in the water did nothing. I
did nothing as well, but I was listening to In The Air Of The Night, which I mistakenly believed mirrored the situation I was observing.
What does
the paragraph above have to do with anything?
This week, THQ filed for bankruptcy.
After much struggling, thrashing about, and desperately trying to help
itself, THQ drowned under the weight of it's debt. And we all watched it happen. And laughed.
And hit people with giant purple dilldo bats.
As Phil
Collins once said, "You're fucking the painter!" So true.
So true.
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