The Fifth Annual The Four Star Awards Nomination Special

The time has come.  The process of compiling nominees has been going on all year, but now the nominees can be unveiled to a public tasked to participate.  The time has come for The Fifth Annual The Four Star Awards!!!
The Fifth Annual The Four Star Awards
In a departure from previous years, The Fifth Annual The Four Star Awards will give awards to the worst of the worst.  The worst games, movies, music, people, and TV shows.  Nominees were decided based on Meticritic scores, public scorn, media scorn, and the personal opinions of the employees of The Redertainment Corporation Of America.

There are five nominees for every category to be voted upon.  Voting can be done at The Fifth Annual The Four Star Awards Facebook Page.  Voting is open now.  Winners will be determined on February 2nd, just before The Fifth Annual The Four Star Awards goes live on Sunday, February 3rd.  Voting is free to anyone who is on Facebook.  There will also be a final overall category, nominees for which will come from the winners of the other categories.

Here are your nominees for The Fifth Annual The Four Star Awards:
Worst Movie
Joyful Noise, 1000 Words, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2, That's My Boy, The Watch
Worst Video Game
Amy, The Expendables 2 (Video Game), Fray, Gettysburg: Armored Warfare
Worst Music
LMFAO, Carly Rae Jepsen, Chris Brown, Marilyn Manson, Hank Williams Jr.,
Worst TV Show
Work It, Dance Moms, Toddlers And Tiaras, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child, Bristol Palin: Life's A Trip
Worst Personality
Rush Limbaugh, Keith Olbermann, Rick Scott, Scott Walker, Todd Akin

Voting is open now.  If you are displeased with the nominees provided, create your own damn award show.

THQ Drowns Under Giant Purple Dilldo Bats
I remember one time coming upon a situation that has always stayed in my mind.  It was a pond with two people at it.  One was in the water, the other wasn't.  The person in the water was thrashing about, trying to stay afloat, in total distress.  The person not in the water was watching the other and doing nothing.  Eventually the person in the water went underneath the water, dying as a result, and the person not in the water did nothing.  I did nothing as well, but I was listening to In The Air Of The Night, which I mistakenly believed mirrored the situation I was observing.
What does the paragraph above have to do with anything?  This week, THQ filed for bankruptcy.  After much struggling, thrashing about, and desperately trying to help itself, THQ drowned under the weight of it's debt.  And we all watched it happen.  And laughed.  And hit people with giant purple dilldo bats.
As Phil Collins once said, "You're fucking the painter!"  So true.  So true.

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