Bricked Through A Window

Reports have been trickling out about consumers receiving their Playstation 4 consoles and not being able to play them.  This is a problem often referred to by geek consumers as "bricking".  For help with this problem, I sought out an expert in bricking.

When asked about the problem with bricking, local masonry worker Tyson Gabriel said, "What are you asking me for?  I deal with bricks not electronics."  When asked further about the problem, Mr. Gabriel promptly called for the foreman on the jobsite, who promptly called for security, who promptly removed me from the general vicinity of the jobsite.