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Xbox: Play Pornography

Recently Microsoft released a list of the commands that users can utilize while using their new Xbox One Kinect. When they released this list, two questions came to the minds of many gamers. One: Why isn't this list included on a card with the Xbox One so that you can know what you can and cannot command your Xbox One to do? Two: Where are the porn commands?

Where is the list of commands that allow users to watch an unlimited supply of pornography with their Xbox One? Where is it? Do I have to reference a specific cable channel that I receive that may or may not have pornography on it, depending on the time of day? Do I have to say the title of a specific video that is in my collection in order for my Xbox One to play it? Does Xbox One recognize the names of the videos that I have in my collection, and does that mean that I should have a variance in the names of the pornographic videos in my collection, as opposed to "Brunette1", "Brunette2", "BlondeBigTits", etc.? Sure I already can watch pornography on my couch by using my iPad, iPhone, iPod Touch, Xbox 360, PS4, PS3, PS2, Xbox, Media PC, Laptop, and other various devices that I currently own, but I also want to use my Xbox One to watch pornography. I mean, they call it the XBONE for a reason, right?

XBONE: Because the internet is for porn.

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