Whatever Beacons The Hawk: Pennzoil Edition


Earlier this year I released Whatever Beacons The Hawk, the followup to The Hawk and The Hawk: Consequences Of Mayorust.  This release was met with a tepid response.  Due to this, I have arranged for a special edition of Whatever Beacons The Hawk to be released in time for the Holiday season.  The special edition of Whatever Beacons The Hawk won't be a simple repackaging but will include all new content and a special treat for my fans.  Whatever Beacon The Hawk: Holiday Edition will include something never before seen in publishing.  WBTH:HE will include a quart of motor oil.


That's right, a quart of motor oil.  Also included in Whatever Beacons The Hawk: Holiday Edition is instructions to use the oil to "spread the darkness".  The interpretation of those instructions is up whoever receives it.


Whatever Beacons The Hawk: Holiday Editon: Destroy the world better than Katy Perry can.

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