Questioning Tinder
Questioning
Tinder
by Hunter Red
I’ve sent
out several messages this morning
At least I
think they’re messages
I don’t
know
I think
“Like” is a message
It’s not
like “Don’t Like” is a message
Unless it
is
Oh shit!
Do people
see when I don’t like something?
I mean
it’s the internet, and people can ignore shit on the internet
But some
people get really upset over shit they see on the internet
Am I
cyberbullying by saying “Don’t Like”?
Am I
cyberbullying by saying “Like”?
Am I a
cyberbully?
Am I a
stalker?
This
internet messaging is weird
I’ve sent
out several messages this morning
No
responses yet
No
responses yet
No
responses yet
Why no
responses yet?
Am I that
unpopular?
Is it the
pics I posted?
Is it the
info I put in my profile?
I don’t
want to give away too much info, but did I tell enough?
Why no
responses yet?
I mean,
sure it’s been ten minutes
But some
people are connected constantly
I’ve sent
out several messages this morning
I hope I
get a reply
Hope
Hope
Also, what
the fuck is Tinder?
Are they
going for a tinderbox, which you use to light fires,
Or is it
like a tinderfoot, which I think is a scouting things but I’m not sure.
Which one
am I hoping it is?
A fire or
a thing for kids?
Is neither
an option?
I mean,
this is supposed to be a dating app
I don’t
want to date fire
And I
really don’t want to date kids.
Really
Really
Okay,
maybe fire, but definitely not kids
I’ve sent
out several messages this morning
Maybe I’ll
get a response
Maybe I’ll
be popular
Maybe I’ll
get lots of responses
How much
of a charge does my phone hold?
If I get a
fuckton of messages, will my phone die by lunchtime?
Will this
impact my bill?
If I get a
lot of messages, will I go over my data limit?
I don’t
want my carrier to charge me for overages
But I
could take money out of my budget for overages
Do I
really want to do that?
Maybe if I
get some
I can
finally budget out something for sex
What’s the
usual single man’s budget for sex?
I’ve sent
out several messages this morning
Here’s
hoping for something good
Should I
be drinking at this time of the morning?
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