Uhhhh, Sick

Oh man, I feel like hell.  My throat is sore, my neck hurts, I'm practically asleep, and my entire body feels sore.  I don't think I'm sick, I don't hang around enough people in order to allow that to happen.  It feels like a hangover, but I don't remember drinking anything.  I should check my phone and figure out what happened last night?

Why am I never awake for this shit?