Things I Will Never See
There are things that I know that exist in this world that I will never see. This goes beyond the usuall one million dollars in hard currency stuff. This is stuff that most reasonable men could go out and see that I will never actually go out and see.
Glow in the dark underwear? Never gonna see it.
Underwear with build in insurance? Never gonna see it.
Two different kinds of orgasms? Never gonna see it.
Backdoor Teen Mom? Never gonna see it. I mean that, NEVER GONNA SEE IT.
Pictures of someone's disgusting house? Never gonna see- wait I just clicked on it. Yeah, kind wish I hadn't. Ew. Disgusting. Ew.
Glow in the dark underwear? Never gonna see it.
Underwear with build in insurance? Never gonna see it.
Two different kinds of orgasms? Never gonna see it.
Backdoor Teen Mom? Never gonna see it. I mean that, NEVER GONNA SEE IT.
Pictures of someone's disgusting house? Never gonna see- wait I just clicked on it. Yeah, kind wish I hadn't. Ew. Disgusting. Ew.
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