When I wake up in the morning, I usually check my RSS reader for any news that had broken overnight. As I do so, I am presented with many situations that fall under the category of "Things I Will Never Have To Deal With". I experience a kind of schadenfreude type joy when I read about conflicts in some part of the world I have never been to and have no intent on ever going to, problems with having to deal with non-bank affiliated ATMs that might be connected to organized crime, or how to adequately fund pre-school education programs and what kinds of programs that money should fund. These, and many other things, bring a certain level of joy to me because these are the problems of other people who are not me and will never be me. I will never have problems like this and so I can merrily mock these people and their problems.
Oh No...the Cyborg Bras are upon Us.
Yep, I will never have to deal with this problem in any context or any way. Nope, never.
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