Like many Americans, the employees of The Redertainment Corporation Of America struggle to maintain a healthy weight. Our employees have tried many different solutions to this problem, all of them unsuccessful. In recent month, however, we at The Redertainment Corporation Of America have finally found a solution. This is a solution that is a godsend to many of our employees, particularly the fat ones. Now we wish to share this solution with you. The Redertainment Corporation Of America is proud to present The Redertainment Diet.
Many diets out there have restrictions on what you can and cannot eat. It is this part of dieting that most people have a problem with. With The Redertainment Diet you don't have to struggle with this. With The Redertainment Diet, all your dietary choices are made for you in a way that surprisingly simple. With The Redertainment Diet you eat nothing. That's right, NOTHING.
Now, you may be asking "How can I explain why I am eating nothing?" It's simple: Take up a political cause that is either impossible or has no chance of succeeding. It's that simple. When people ask you why you aren't eating, simply say "I am going on a hunger strike untill ______." After giving that answer to people, no one will ever ask you again why you aren't eating.
Now, you may be asking "Does this really work?" Yes, The Redertainment Diet does work. Just ask these satisfied people.
"I'm Trestin Meacham, and I've lost twenty-five pounds while hunger striking for the nullification of gay marriage in Utah."
"I'm Eric Small, and I've lost fifteen pounds while hunger striking for the nationwide legalization of marijuana."
"I'm Mari Monzo, and I've lost thirty pounds while hunger striking for the Washington Redskins to change their name."
"I'm Jamie Kane, and I've lost fifty pounds hunger striking for President Obama to come out as a secretly gay married Kenyan socialist."
Don't you want to experience stunning results like this in your life? The Redertainment Diet. Try it today!
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